Comments on: THE ULTIMATE FAN-MADE HOBBIT MOVIE http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:07:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192747 Erswi Fri, 01 May 2009 16:34:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192747 Donk FTW + N'up. Donk FTW + N’up.

]]> By: Mark It Zero http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192735 Mark It Zero Fri, 01 May 2009 16:13:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192735 I hit it Stinky. It was my only perk. I hit it Stinky. It was my only perk.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192734 Donkey Hodey Fri, 01 May 2009 16:10:24 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192734 <i>The Mighty Feklahr hopes they show the part where Smeagol pisses off Aragorn and he kicks his whiny little Gollum ass!</i> It's always a good thing when you can find the strength to kick a bad hobbit. Oh fuck, I think I pulled my funny, is there a doctor in this corner? The Mighty Feklahr hopes they show the part where Smeagol pisses off Aragorn and he kicks his whiny little Gollum ass!

It’s always a good thing when you can find the strength to kick a bad hobbit.

Oh fuck, I think I pulled my funny, is there a doctor in this corner?

]]> By: Mark It Zero http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192733 Mark It Zero Fri, 01 May 2009 16:08:53 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192733 These people are amazingly devoted to this stuff. My buddy was heading out to one of those Dragon-LOTR-LARPer-Comic Con thingys, and he had the best Gollum costume I'd ever seen. It was perfect, right down to the last detail. So, I kicked him in the balls really hard and he wasn't able to attend. He hasn't thanked me yet, but he will. He will. These people are amazingly devoted to this stuff. My buddy was heading out to one of those Dragon-LOTR-LARPer-Comic Con thingys, and he had the best Gollum costume I’d ever seen. It was perfect, right down to the last detail. So, I kicked him in the balls really hard and he wasn’t able to attend. He hasn’t thanked me yet, but he will. He will.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192732 Stinky Peet Fri, 01 May 2009 16:06:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192732 I used to think the chick in <i>Becker</i> was so hot, until Mickey Rourke got his claws into her and she stopped eating. I used to think the chick in Becker was so hot, until Mickey Rourke got his claws into her and she stopped eating.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192731 Fek'lhr Fri, 01 May 2009 16:05:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192731 In case any of you want a point of reference: "Along the skirts of the Dead Marshes I followed it, and then I had him. Lurking by a stagnant mere, peering in the water as the dark eve fell, I caught him, Gollum. He was covered with green slime. He will never love me, I fear; for he bit me, and I was not gentle." http://henneth-annun.net/resources/events_view.cfm?EVID=275 Also, just for the record, the only part of the quote I could remember for sure verbatim was "I was not gentle". Never do an internet search for "Aragorn, gentle". I turned up at least 50 hits for bisexual fanfic. In case any of you want a point of reference:

“Along the skirts of the Dead Marshes I followed it, and then I had him. Lurking by a stagnant mere, peering in the water as the dark eve fell, I caught him, Gollum. He was covered with green slime. He will never love me, I fear; for he bit me, and I was not gentle.”

http://henneth-annun.net/resources/events_view.cfm?EVID=275

Also, just for the record, the only part of the quote I could remember for sure verbatim was “I was not gentle”.

Never do an internet search for “Aragorn, gentle”. I turned up at least 50 hits for bisexual fanfic.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192730 Donkey Hodey Fri, 01 May 2009 16:05:34 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192730 Now nobody's ever going to pick up my story about how Smeagol gets a gig in a variety show with that Amanda chick from <strike>my underage rape fantasies</strike> Nickelodeon: LOL-ing for Gollum-Bynes. Now nobody’s ever going to pick up my story about how Smeagol gets a gig in a variety show with that Amanda chick from my underage rape fantasies Nickelodeon:

LOL-ing for Gollum-Bynes.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192729 Stone Soup Fri, 01 May 2009 16:04:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192729 <i>I know where he is. He defected to the USA. He wasn’t trying to start a war. There, I just saved you 40 minutes. You’re welcome.</i> In Mordor, Precious hunts YOU. I know where he is. He defected to the USA. He wasn’t trying to start a war. There, I just saved you 40 minutes. You’re welcome.

In Mordor, Precious hunts YOU.

]]> By: Mark It Zero http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192728 Mark It Zero Fri, 01 May 2009 16:01:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192728 I know where he is. He defected to the USA. He wasn't trying to start a war. There, I just saved you 40 minutes. You're welcome. I know where he is. He defected to the USA. He wasn’t trying to start a war. There, I just saved you 40 minutes. You’re welcome.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/the-ultimate-fan-made-hobbit-movie#comment-192727 Donkey Hodey Fri, 01 May 2009 16:00:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13188#comment-192727 If this is even half as good as 'Searching for Bobby Fischer' it's going to be fucking awful. If this is even half as good as ‘Searching for Bobby Fischer’ it’s going to be fucking awful.

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