05.22.09 ‘THE TRANSFORMINATORS’
Ahh, good ‘ol Black20. No one else could take an idea so simple as a Transformers/Terminator mashup and execute it this well.
“They used to just shoot at us. But now they turn into sweet cars. They’re taking human prisoners. Replicating human tissue. And worst of all: eating all of our sand.”
Anyway, funny stuff. I don’t really have anything to add, so instead I’m just going to add a bunch of pictures of Megan Fox. Durrr, look at me, I work for Esquire!
[via IGN]
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There are 17 comments about:
‘THE TRANSFORMINATORS’
Jeff Foxworthy still thinks he’s in with a shot.
Did Esquire do their shoot right after she was cunt punched? Put some ice on that fucker, Megan. Geesh!
I believe Megan Fox is from the future and is here to steal all the seed that i spill into tube socks. my proof? they’re never stiff the next day.
Kurg, it might just be that you ejaculate fabric softener
Fabric softener ejaculate?! I’m downy with that!
(corner)
So the Transforminator went back in time to kill Doc Brown and save the Prom, right?
I’ve decided to start calling Megan Fox’s rack “The Erector Set.” Maybe she’ll star in that movie franchise, too.
The only robot I’d want to see Megan with is a fuck machine.
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Is anyone else seeing Pauly’s name in a sweet-ass-all-fancy-like font?
Nope. I thought I was yesterday, but my acid trip finally wore off.
*whistles Twilight Zone theme*
Yay for me then, I guess.
(tightens helmet strap)
Fact.
Hugh Downs would be an awesome name for a retard.
Fact.
I’d like to see Megan in The Transfornicators.
Not only do they turn into sweet cars, but their speakers play Huey Lewis and the News…
The slow horses race at Churchill Downs.
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