05.26.09 THE TOP 10 REACTIONS TO ‘DANCE FLICK’
While writing my last post about Dance Flick earning $13 million this weekend, I naturally wondered who the hell all those people seeing it were. That’s when I came across these Twitter reactions and figured, “Hmm, maybe these deserve their own post.” Then I thought, “Hell, why not make it a top ten list?” And then I thought, “Look, a squirrel.”
- montanatucker says: Okay soo idc what any1 says but I thought Dance Flick was hilarious lol
- MIKEgUNRATEDent says: just watched dance flick djozeer is right thats one of those movies that shouldnt be paid to see.. and if you do get drunk.. im bored
- davyana808 says: I watched dance flick yesterday, i didn’t like it -.- very retarted.
- djozeer says: Had a good time at the movies but the movie sucked,dance flick is a movie you should Waite for until it comes out on t.v!!
- signzofodg says: For bein pg13 dat Dance Flick sh*t pretty funny hahaa
- fresasmiths says: watched dance flick not that funny HOPE YOUR SADNESS GOES AWAY BOYS LOVE YOU PEACE
- pachichii says: Movie nite wit chloe. Fun! Ahaha. Movie dance flick was hela dumb! Haha. Prepare 4 scku tom! Grr. Watch choir concert
- CryssRenee says: just saw dance flick. them waynas crazy as hell
- momokiki says: o and by tha way i reccomend dance flick 2 an immature audiance only…and thats notta bad thing…tha movie was MAD funny!!!
- The_Statement says: Dance Flick, officially the worst movie I’ve ever paid to see, well I aint pay lol but stilllll
It’s funny to me that even among the can’t spell, punctuate, capitalize, or complete a thought demographic, it’s still only running 30-40% recommended. Not funny? In the time it took you to read this, the world welcomed six new Wayanses.
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There are 28 comments about:
THE TOP 10 REACTIONS TO ‘DANCE FLICK’
BUT DO THEY SAVE THE REC CENTER???
@fresasmiths: Thx grrl, u knowz dat dis boy luvs u!!1! Holla w3n u trn 18!
I’m confused…do people actually follow these douchebags on twitter?
My wife asked me this weekend what Twitter was all about and I told her I really didn’t know. It’s essentially just more illiterate retards with internet access, huh?
pachichii says: Prepare 4 scku tom!
I’m gonna assume this like everything else was a spelling mistake and this tom fellow is about to have his wang ripped off by this harpy.
I wish these assholes were limited to 140 characters in all forms of communication.
I just read pachichii’s comment backwards and the ninth gate opened.
*wonders what Nick Nolte would have to say about it*
Have we all been spouting the question/threat, “Don’t you know what Twitter is?”, without actually knowing what it is? Possible but irrelevant.
Hey! He’s trying to sleep in here!!! Who read pachichii’s comment backwards???
GRRR…WATCH CHOIR CONCERT is what soccer moms say when they accidentally catch themselves talking about MMA or complimenting Megan Fox.
@Ryan_Gosling thinks these Tweeters lack the discipline of home schooling.
I didn’t know that Ally McBeal baby was still acting.
Gary Busey thinks that if the Rec Center needed saving it should get up off its ass, transform into a giant popping and locking robot, and win the dance competition on its own.
I feel bad for the artist that had to CGI that kid into this movie. It’s like if Monet had to paint only to smear his work with AIDS.
I don’t think we’d be able to tell the difference, ragebear.
I’d rather see Chyna’s “Pants Click”.
Some guy having an an aneurysm was the #11 reaction.
the world welcomed six new Wayanses.
The plural is Wayansi (pronounced Wayans, sigh).
CryssRenee disagrees Stoney. “them waynas crazy as hell”
Quaid. Open your miiiiiind!
Hey there, Fek. Have you seen this yet?
I didn’t think babies could sweat. Isn’t that why you crack the window when you go shopping for a few hours?
The Mighty Feklahr doesn’t visit links RoPan provides any more. (The state stopped covering “Clown Therapy”.)
JHC, that’s not sweat. It’s placenta.
BTK, shouldn’t the plural of Wayans be “Wayanseses”?
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Hey, fuck you! Listen to a black woman order chicken breasts at KFC some time and you will see why that is funny!
*checkmarks triple whammy on bigotry scorecard*
Yes, the baby’s name is Placenta Wayans.
That baby’s got so many stilettos near his head, you’d think he’s Belgian.
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