If you like the half-assed turds Happy Madison (or I as I like to call it, Crappy Badison) squeezes out, you’re gonna love “Scary Madison,” Adam Sandler’s new production company which brings the barely scriptedness of an Adam Sandler movie to the teen-slasher genre. This is the trailer for their first movie, aptly-titled The Shortcut, starring Katrina Bowden, Tina Fey’s hot assistant on 30 Rock. It’s about some kids who take a shortcut past a scary old man’s house. You catch all that? Let me know if I should slow down. This isn’t the kind of script that’s written, it’s the kind that’s dictated to an assistant with your mouth full.
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Even Jesus hates this crap
“Adam Sandler’s new production company ” is enough to scare me.
Unless that scary old man turns out to be the kids’ only hope for sending Dracula back into the vortex, I’m not interested.
Yes he does, Eib.
Nice Donkey, MonsterSquad forever.
Also, I’d only see this is the full title was “The Shortcut: The Revenge of Tollbooth Willy”
There was a scary old man like that in our neighborhood. He wasn’t nearly as scary after we found out he sold weed.
Remember when Sandler was funny…and stoned 90 percent of the time? Yeah, those were the good days.
My Mom gave me the shortcut because she read it is cleaner. I don’t know why she had to do it with a peeler while screaming.
The bad guy is actually Rob Schneider. He’s angry because the caretaker of the estate forgot to bring him his weekly allotment of fishheads and cameos.
When I get an assistant, I’m going to print her business cards that say “Ass is Taint”
If they dont get to where ever they are going, isnt it a dead end?
I am appalled by your blatant sexism, Lester!
Robert Altman already made this film and it had a lot more muff shots.
I liked the original title: “THIS SHIT IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!”
“Have you ever played Truth or Dare?”
And the award for Best Original Screenplay goes to Burnsy hiding his boner in 6th grade!
But seriously, this looks like ass garbage.
“Shortcut” is what the doctor must have done during my circumcision.
Eib, I’ll put a nice ribbon around them when I give them to her.
The only way this could be worse is if it were a pun about an accident with your mom forgetting to put the guard on her Flowbee.
I hope that before I die, I get to see Uwe Boll direct a Scary Madison film.
This movie is going to take a shortcut right to the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
The Shortcunt?
I don’t get it.
Any toe in them pics? If not, He’s skippin this thread.
wait a minute… written by scott sandler? what’s the chance of two sandler’s being involved in this masterpiece? no relation i’m sure. but they must have had so much to talk about!