05.29.09 JEREMY PIVEN SELLS CARS, MOTHERFU-
It’s nice to see Jeremy Piven taking time out of his busy schedule of being the only competent actor on Entourage. Here he stars in The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, an Anchorman-esque comedy directed by Chappelle Show co-writer Neil Brennan. He plays a used-car salesman, a role he’s been preparing for by dressing like one for years. It also stars David Koechner, Ving Rhames, the Asian guy from Knocked Up, and James Brolin, who only a couple years ago was more famous than his son Josh. Hopefully this will be his triumphant comeback film. But admittedly, the bar’s set pretty high when you’ve played Raven Kelly on Pensacola: Wings of Gold.
(Green band trailer above, R-Rated red-band trailer below)
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JEREMY PIVEN SELLS CARS, MOTHERFU-
If he doesn’t use the $100 bill on a fishing line trick, I’m not watching.
This looks ok but it will never top the genius that is “Used Cars”. Kurt Russell FTW!!!
See $100 bill post, Kurg. Awesome movie.
This so ripping of Car Babes. What? You never saw Car Babes? It stars Ben Savage in basically the same movie. You don’t know who Ben Savage is? Come on! Boy Meets World!? You don’t know Boy Meets World? Oh, Come on! That show is great. William Daniels is the best. You might remember him playing Dustin Hoffman’s father in The Graduate. You know, I always thought Dustin Hoffman was underrated in his performance in Sleepers. You know, that movie he did with Kevin Bacon.
*And the award for “Most Wikipedia Helped Joke That Still Isn’t Funny” goes to…*
Stoney, your hair matches the color of these tires!
Another full-length movie that should only be an SNL sketch.
Samuel Jackson’s card reads “I fight snakes, Motherfucker”.
Jared Leto’s card reads “I fuck dudes, Motherfucker”
Shia Labeouf’s card reads “I am a Motherfucker”.
David Koechner, or however you spell it, is really comedy kryptonite. I hope he doesn’t fuck this one up.
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