Just about every variation of the death-row-inmates-fight-for-their-freedom-in-the-future plot has already been done. But Gamer is totally new because this time, kids control the death-row inmates like a video game! Gerard Butler plays the lead. Gee, I wonder if he’s a former green beret/CIA Agent/Delta Force soldier who was wrongly imprisoned, and who’ll have to take down the game’s mastermind if he ever wants to see his supermodel wife/supermodel girlfriend/supermodel daughter again.
Additionally, according to IMDB, Milo Ventimiglia co-stars as “Rick Rape.” Rape is the X button in the death row video game. X rapes, R1 toggles your keistered narcotics, and there’s cheat code for toilet gin. Toilet gin in turn unlocks “super rape mode.”
I want more like this!
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