05.05.09 COPPOLA & GALLO GO TOGETHER LIKE CRAPPY WINE
Youth Without Youth may not have turned out so hot, but Francis Ford Coppola is ready to try this comeback thing again with Tetro. It stars Vincent Gallo (the guy who Chloe Sevigny blew in Brown Bunny, a movie Roger Ebert called less entertaining than his colonoscopy footage) and Maribel Verdu, the older chick in Y tu mamá también (a movie you should Netflix if you’ve never seen). Trailer is above, first three minutes of the film below.
“Set in Argentina, the story will follow the rivalries born out of creative differences passed down through generations of an artistic Italian immigrant family.”
As you can see, he shot the whole thing in black and white, which is fine as long as I can come to the theater in a fedora and smoke cigarettes the whole time.
Also available in HD at Apple.com
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COPPOLA & GALLO GO TOGETHER LIKE CRAPPY WINE
Awesome, another Sbarro’s vs. Olive Garden argument.
I’m not watching the trailer until I get a synopsis that actually tells me something.
The best wine, like my orgasms, come in a box.
The Mighty Feklahr liked it better when He thought it said, “…differences passed down through generations of an autistic Italian immigrant family.”
Dom DeLuise is dead?!
I have no interest in watching a movie about a single retangular puzzle piece falling from the sky.
I’m not watching the trailer until I get a synopsis that actually tells me something.
I’ll try: “Some Italianos, they paint-a da ceiling like-a this, but some Italianos, they paint-a da ceiling like-a that.”
I’ve gotten a few blowjobs thanks to Gallo. Ernest and Julio, that is. Not Vincent. He only likes to pitch. Bartles and James tends to make the panties drop too.
GRRR….BOONE’S FARM ALL AROUND!!!!
Artistic Italian rivalries usually involve acid washing and air brushing.
Dammit, now I have to stop by the Chevron that stopped selling gas in 1987 to pick up some Boone’s. How many rounds did I bring to work today? 8? Should be enough.
Artistic Italians will make you an offer you can’t expose to direct sunlight.
Note to self: watch what you drink around JHC.
… and MiZ.
Why do you think it’s called “Jesus Juice”, Al?
Shalom and Amen.
New, sad up.
Coppola is gonna blow this shit out her ass like its Godfather 3
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