Comments on: TERMINATOR SALVATION REVIEW: SORRY, MCG

By: JohnnyG

JohnnyG — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:34:11 +0000

Honestly if they put even half of the production dollars they put into this bloated piece of warm stool, into a worthwhile story line (i.e. The Burning Skies, or anything Autumn Rain), Hollywood would not regret it. This Terminator reboot was such a let down, honestly TBS could do for Sci-Fi what Jaws did for Horror/Suspense!

By: Stranger in the Alps

Stranger in the Alps — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:15:46 +0000

There is an idea of a Terminator script, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real script, only a jumble of slug lines, something illusory, and though there appears to be some kind of story and you can hear the dialogue and maybe you can even sense some sort of dramatic structure: It simply is not there.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:01:27 +0000

I’m going to travel forward in time to find out when the baby sleeps through a full night. This way, my wife and I can go to the movies without shirking parental responsibility.

FYI, we won’t be seeing Terminator Salvation.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:56:57 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr’s John Connor fucks with some machines a little before he kills them by making them touch a used condom he keeps from that time he fucked Paris Hilton to death.

He then reminds the robots to “Always double bag it, son!” before he blows them away!

By: brooklyn

brooklyn — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:54:59 +0000

“There’s some cars out by the old observatory, but they don’t run.”

Gee, thanks Chekov. Being in the middle of bombed out Los Angeles I was having a really hard time finding some non-functioning cars.

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:54:15 +0000

I listen to everyone ’round here, Fek. Matter of fact, if I didn’t listen so intently, my wife wouldn’t look at me like I just farted in church when I say QAPLAH.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:54:00 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr’s John Connor screams a lot because he can’t get off unless he is visualizing hating machines.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:52:53 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr’s John Connor drinks Natty Ice.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:51:53 +0000

The Mighty Feklhar’s John Connor drilled to the center of the Earth using just his dick and his hatred for robots.

By: Andy Pandy

Andy Pandy — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:51:10 +0000

I heard that most of this movie was shot without Christian Bale’s knowledge… and they used his brother for most of the shots… Also Steve Martin was involved and Heather Graham didn’t get naked.