05.22.09 THE OTHER BRUNO MOVIE
Did you know when you type in “Bruno” on IMDB, the first entry that pops up is “nicknames: Bruce Willis?” It’s true. Don’t ask me how I know. And that knowledge is at least as interesting as this new trailer for Surrogates, starring Bruno Willis himself, a movie about robot dopplegangers. It’s based on a graphic novel! From the director of Terminator 3! I don’t even remember that movie! This movie will be good because it looks like other movies!
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THE OTHER BRUNO MOVIE
The Mighty Feklahr’s John Connor aww…fuck it.
I fucking hate Wigers.
I hope the surrogates lead to a fatso porno called “Madea’s Big Mamma Klump Fuck.”
Me too FOA, me too.
Needs more robot dopplebanging.
Yippie kai ya, Mr. Falcon!
Double dick step: Yippee ki yay, doppleganger.
I’ll see myself out, thank you very much.
you can be anything you want
So Bruce Willis’s ideal version of himself is Bruce Willis with foundation makeup and an emo bitch wig? Yeah, sounds about right.
http://www.amazon.com/Return-Bruno-Bruce-Willis/dp/B000002ZB0
I had this on CASSETTE when I was 6. Yeah, no joke here, it speaks for itself.
*hopes for a dopplegang-bang scene*
nup
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