‘SUCK MY SINATRA’
05.07.09Give ‘Em Hell, Malone is Thomas Jane-starring, throwback action movie full of dizzy dames and dudes in fedoras, which will look to find a distributor at Cannes. It looks sorta like a live-action Dick Tracy, but R-rated and without Madonna this time. And it could be either really good or really bad, depending on how much you like lines like “Cry me a name,” and “Suck my Sinatra.”
Honestly, there are twelve million euphemisms for penis. Why would you make up a new one that’s neither visual nor sounds cool? Even ‘Suck my Sammy Davis Jr.’ would’ve made more sense than that. Sammy Davis Jr. at least had one eye.
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Unless there’s a lot of fast-talking, high-pants-wearing supposin’ going on, I’m not seeing this.
Al, your movie sounds like it stars Urkel and Carlton… Blerds: The Movie
I think that guy was better casted in his roles in Thank You For Smoking and Phenomenon.
-they all have butt chins.
*ahem*
Actually that was from Family Guy but SHUT UP SOMETIMES IT’S FUNNY.
I liked the teaser for this, especially in that it probably shows every good part of the movie so I don’t have to watch it.
Daddy always said I was an SOB.
In which case, everyone cries my name.
Perhaps, but they are not all Harvey Dent. Only Aaron Eckhart is.*
* and Billy Dee Williams
** and Tommy Lee Jones
Ving Rhames has a lot of trouble with briefcases, losing them and whatnot. He should try a backpack.
Suck my Sinatra
And don’t forget to play with Steve and Edie while you’re down there.
At one point in the film Ving Rhames says “suck my Sammy Davis Jr.”
But whatever you do, don’t think about sticking your finger in my Dean-o.
You’ll be pleased to know that I shaved my Hope & Crosby’s so you can also suck on those while you’re down there.
Wouldn’t it make more sense to say Suck My Frank?
My mom caught me beating my Joey Bishop to Joey Heatherton.
Yeah, but that’s too close to what I say already.
“But whatever you do, don’t think about sticking your finger in my Dean-o.”
That’s what they call a “Crap Pack”
Yes Chino. You “noir” correct.
OK – prepare to have The Four Seasons sprayed all over your face.
“So what’ll it be? Ol’ Blue Eyes, or Ol’ Brown Eye?”
Or in Sammy’s case, the Ol’ Glass Eye?
For the life of me I can’t find a way to shim a sammy davis jr. being jewish/circumcised joke here…
The new up will “eat your children”.
I’d rather watch “Give ‘em head, Mallone”, starring Wank Skinatra, and the splat pack.
with a special appearance by, Tranny Davis, Jr.
Probably not a good idea to steal John Williams Return of the Jedi music for your trailer. Bad form.