
As predicted, Star Trek debuted in the number one spot this weekend, grossing $72.5 (just $7.5 mil off my prediction). It was enough for the second-highest debut of 2009, behind Wolverine‘s $85.1 million take last weekend. Wolverine, meanwhile, landed in number two with $27 million, a 68% decline from its first weekend. Matthew McConaughey’s Ghost of Girlfriends Past was number three with $10.5 million, and if you saw that movie, let’s never hang out.
The good news is that this week, the weekend number one actually deserved its success. I saw Star Trek over the weekend, and it’s probably the best summer movie I’ve seen since Jurassic Park. Actually, it’s probably better than Jurassic Park. It’s tracking 94% on RottenTomatoes, and I imagine it will eventually overtake Wolverine on the strength of people seeing it two and three times. Though admittedly, stupid people are hard to predict. Or as I like to call it, the Paul Blart effect. Unrelated but also important, I think Wolverine and Spock would make a great gay couple. Wolverine could be freaking out: “GAAAAARRGGGHHH! THE THROW PILLOWS DON’T MATCH THE DUVET!!” and then Spock would be all, “Come on, sweetie, let’s be logical about this..” They’re opposites, but Wolverine can’t get enough of the Vulcan death grip.
- Star Trek, $72.5
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine, $27
- Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, 10.45
- Obsessed, $6.6
- 17 Again, $4.405
- Next Day Air, $4
- The Soloist, $3.605
- Monsters vs. Aliens, $3.379
- Earth, $2.488
- Hannah Montana, $2.414
[source = Boxofficemojo]



*hides Ghosts of Girlfriends Past ticket stubs*
We still on for wrestling practice?
Also, the dudes that play them currently are clearly faegelers.
Much like with other gay couples, just don’t bring up the calm one’s mother. That seems to set him off.
I wonder if Star Trek goes to Canada and everyone’s still driving trucks from the ’50s.
And the Vulcan death grip is often done from behind. Coincidence?
True story: On His way to see Trek, The Mighty Feklahr walked past a young couple coming out of one of the theaters.
He was black, she was white (blonde).
Yes, they were coming out of Obsessed.
*turns on Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage”*
Qaplah!
I think Wolverine and Spock would make a great gay couple. Wolverine could be freaking out: “GAAAAARRGGGHHH! THE THROW PILLOWS DON’T MATCH THE DUVET!!”
Hey, you would be picky about the pillows you bite, too!
Is it horrible that I just pictured Leonard Nimoy being taken from behind, Derrick Vinyard style, giving Hugh Jackman the fish-eye and saying, “Fascinating.”?
So, Fek. What did you think of that transmission that Uhura intercepted?
Donk-you mean that a Romulan *MINING* ship was pretty much able to take out a fleet of warbirds? Was that supposed to bother Him? WELL IT DOESN’T! *hugs Teddy Targ*
Oh, fuck…um…SPOILER ALERT!
Yeah, Fek. That’s the one.
*seriousoutofcharacter
Needless to say, the scenes in “Iowa” were a big hit with the theater crowd He was at.
/seriousoutofcharacter
I have the Ghost of Girlfriends Past cuffed to my water heater.
Fek, you must change your av to a BK Kingon. I have commanded it.
I haunt the Ghost of Girlfriends Past by drunk-dailing them from a blocked phone number at 4 a.m. and breathe on the phone until they hang-up.
I once had a dream of making a masturbation porn of myself called “The Soloist”. Then I cried myself to sleep, woke up, and went to work in the Staples tech department.
I haunt the Ghost of Girlfriends Past by “coincidentally” showing up at the same club as them.
I haunt the Ghost of Girlfriends Past by stalking them through MySpace.
I haunt the Ghost of Girlfriends Past by calling them up on my birthday and giving them the guilt trip for forgetting it, and using that as leverage to try to get them to come to my house.
I haunt the Ghost of Girlfriends Past by being real good friends with their Moms after we break-up.
People like me will have to see Star Trek again because we couldn’t hear it over the orchestra of asthma inhalers.
Wolverine loves sliding into the #2 spot.
I haunt the Ghost of Girlfriends Past by doing my best to also put that post-sex disappointed/horrified look on the face of their siblings. Regardless of age or gender.
new up!
(BTK, erswi, He pretty much can’t change His avatar any more. It’s because Lince hates Him.)
Thank you for going an entire review/post about Star Trek without mentioning The Dark Knight and why this is better or worse or bigger or badder.
Fucking Christ-Balls, some objectivity!