Here’s a new set pic from The Expendables. You see, the sea plane was trying to leave with Sly’s prunes, and Sly was like “Get back here! I’m not regular yet!” Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Steroids may not give you wings, but they do help you do plane pullups.
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So is this the week of outrageously-oversized monsters jumping up to grab planes?
The behind-shot shows Sly to be a solitary eagle.
Mega Shark and Giant Octopus want no part of that.
This is actually from Stallone’s recurring 9/11 dream.
Donk, that’s my dick there… If you’ll just let me grab that… thanks
Cradle da floats.
If you think you have problems with your mother always catching you lying, you should try being Sylvester Stallone for a day.
Your move, Hugh Jackman.
Lovin’ veins. I guess Stallone considers arm fat expendable.
Not since William Shatner spotted a gremlin on the wing has a scene been so horrific.
Sly never misses a flight, no matter what.
Donk, it’s still better than being Frank Stallone for a day.
As Sly you only have to beg for people to take you seriously as a director.
As Frank you have to beg for a ride to the methadone clinic.
That’s how all steroid users travel.
This still is a subtle hint to put Cliffhanger in your Netflix queue.
You probably think this film is about you, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!
So John Rambo was the last man out of Saigon, huh?
Mr. Stallone, do you wear Depends?
No, plain pull ups.
Action is in Sly’s blood. So is 350psi of compressed air, apparently.
If he keeps this up, he’ll soon be be wider than he is tall*. Probably is already.
* by tall, I mean heartbreakingly short
Banner Pic: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You’re not supposed to be able to take off a running treadmill!!!!!”
NOBODY LEAVES WITH STALLONE’S PRUNES!
So they finally fell off.
I wish it was one of the other “actors” in this shot so I could joke that that’s what happens when Sly sneezes.
A guy that old should be wearing a pocket watch.
“DAMN YOU TRAVOLTA! COME BACK HERE!”
Banner Pic: When Standby just won’t do.
This looks like an ad for denture cream (to the extreme!) Ka-pow!
Banner pic caption: “Very funny, Spock!”
Ah, fuck. Looks like dad’s drunk ass is trying to get inside the tree fort again.
Let’s see: tattoos, gelled hair, and you can’t understand what he’s saying.
Stallone’s gone full
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