Comments on: THE APOCALYPSE WILL BE POSTED

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:02:54 +0000

9: The number on my jersey when Burnsy and I do our “Standing 69 Cartwheel”

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:58:39 +0000

9: How long my dick is from tip to taint.

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:57:33 +0000

9: I started masturbating.

Actionjohnny — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:42:32 +0000

The reason her name was Six is because it took six beers to turn her into a butterface

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:29:01 +0000

These fearsome machines intent on their extinction don’t happen to be clothes dryers, do they?

RoboPanda — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:27:12 +0000

Mark It, how did you read my internal monologue so accurately?

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:25:17 +0000

Despite that they’re threatened with extinction and basically share the same anatomy, 9 refuses to work together with those filthy sock monkeys.

Mark It Zero — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:23:02 +0000

His responsible side tells him to hide indoors, but his frosting side tells him to toss Molotovs at those pricks.

Stinky Peet — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:20:46 +0000

Jennifer Connelly voices 6, though she’ll still answer to the nickname the scientist gave her: Fifi.

Crapbasket — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:17:37 +0000

Somebody get that little fucker some Laziks and tell him to shut his damn pie hole.