05.07.09 SEE MIKE TYSON SING PHIL COLLINS
There’s a new red-band trailer out for The Hangover, from Old School director Todd Phillips, starring Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Brad Cooper. The plot is that they wake up in Vegas after a bachelor party and one of their friends is missing. And that friend is played by Justin Bartha. Which is good, because going most of the movie without Zach G. or Ed Helms would’ve been a shame. Also, I don’t see why a person has to get married in order to have a bachelor party. Why, this very evening, Spreckles and I will be attending a perfectly festive bachelor party for two. I knitted us matching bow ties.
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SEE MIKE TYSON SING PHIL COLLINS
I would be the first in line to see this if you can assure me that he sings “Thuhuthudio“.
And Againth All Oddth.
I liked this movie a lot when it was called Very Bad Things.
Does he sing anything from Genethith?
Tyson: “Ithe alwathe thuved Thil Collinth. Ewen when heeth wath with Thenithith”.
Seriously, though, Mike Tyson is a deranged lunatic and will come to your house and fuck your skull and then kill you and rape your mailbox.
fucker.
Duke, how do I make that happen? Is there a form I have to fill out?
Seriously, though, Mike Tyson is a deranged lunatic and will come to your house and fuck your skull and then kill you and rape your mailbox.
The good news is that after the attack, you can have UPS leave oversized packages in that mailbox.
The’th an eathy lover, I’ll take her heart and the’ll definitely fucking feel it.
This is really building up my sympathy for Evander Holyfield. My ears are killing me now, and it’s all Mike Tyson’s fault.
Not really. Just make jokes about him and he will find you, kill you & rape your personal belongings.
Phew, it’s a good thing I added that ‘Crazy Mother Fucker Raping My Possessions’ rider on my homeowners insurance.
He thought the line in the chorus was “coming in your hair tonight.”
I quit. Nothing trumps mailbox rape. Shut the blog down and let it cool off, Vince.
You’ll be glad you have it when the time comes, Stoney. You’ll be able to buy new stuff instead of having to deal with cleaning the house rapist semen out of everything you own.
Mike Tyson strongly disagrees with You Can’t Hurry Love.
Somewhere Don King has a Faberge Egg chock full o’ Tyson spooge.
Is spreckles your favorite fifi?
Everyone is an “Easy Lover” as far as he’s concerned. That includes your Thanksgiving dinner and your boat.
o/` I thee yaw troooooo colorth, thighnin’ thru / I thee yaw troooooo colorth, thath why I puuuunched you! o/`
Better watch your mouth or you’ll find yourself in a Land of Contusions.
Mike Tyson’s favorite buffet is Chuck e Cheese.
Somehow Don King will take the credit for this.
followed by Kindercare.
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