This one’s called Evenings with Ms. Eloise, and it’s the latest fake For Your Consideration promo for the MTV Movie Awards (see also: Slaughter Shack). In it, Anne Hathaway is her adorably do-able self while Andy Samberg plays Ms. Eloise, in a nice parody of the deathbed scenes in Benjamin Button. He pretends to cough and hack and does at least as good a job as Cate Blanchett. Yeah, we get it, Cate, you’re playing an old lady, now do us a favor and turn down the ham, ya showboatin’ bitch.
[Thanks to Lindsay for the tip]
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Hi Anne… swoon…
I like to imagine that the look on Anne’s face in the bottom picture is how she looks when taking one in the can.
Hey, a girl can dream!
I think we’ve actually gotten to the point where it would be less gay to stick your dick in Samberg than Blanchett.
Does. She. Get. Naked?
*Ms Eloise of course.
On my death bed I would like to die with dignity by having Anne smother me by sitting on my face.
For my money, I prefer the scene where Anne can’t find a priest to administer Ms Eloise her last rites, because they all have a picture of her and her boyfriend taped up on the sacristy wall.
Old people are fucking creepy. They’re like pre-ghosts. More sexy posts please!
Wait wait wait… Annebasket is doing promos for MTV? So she is a whore!! JOY!!!
Andy – Scott Thompson called. He says he wants his wig back. Also, he’d like to blow you.
When my Grandfather died his Jedi Spirit would visit me at night to administer special hugs. I wonder if the same will happen to Anne?
Fucking Jews.
Apparently Anne *IS* just a whistlin’ dixie!
Word J, but we already know that Annebasket likes it in the turn nozzle;
[looks for Annebasket's "Butt Secks" post to grab link]
Was that from Over There?
WTF?! I mention Turden and Uproxx(xxxxx!!!) boots me out. I already logged out today, a massive two notcher. Two belt notches that is.
Vince, if you spit on it first, Lindsay will give you more than the tip…
And that concludes today’s reading from FilmDrunk Jokes I Would Have Made Last Year.
<== Hey, look who it is!!
Anne Hathaway makes me want to cry Havoc and let slip the pollywogs of love…. gnome sayin’?
Shit, loggin is still fucked up(rooooxxxxxxx!!!!).
[enter room, Pauly is on his death bed with Anne Hathaway at his side]
Pauly:[whispers] Well Anne. Honey. It looks like I’m at the end of my road…
Anne: No Pauly! It can’t be!
Pauly:[whispers] My dying wish….from you…is…
Anne: What is it Pauly? Anything!
Pauly: …if you can…ah…as..
Anne: Ask? Ask who what?
Pauly: No. Ass-to-mouth me.
“My, Grandma. That’s quite a big penis you have.”
“The better to fuck you in the ass, my dear.”
[walks up behind Annebasket]
Crap: It’s OK Annebasket. I’ll do it for you. I want you to remember Pluya as he was, young and virile, not sucking shit off of your strap on.
So I take an hour and a half for lunch and don’t miss nothin, huh?
Filmdrunk is as dead as Ms. Eloise right now.
You know what would be awesome? If every time I tried to change my avatar, it didn’t default to this fucking caveman.
Crap, it’s my dying wish.
Stay the fuck out of it!
Donk, how is avi formed?
Of course I meant when I was putting it in her can Crappy. Give me some credit, will ya?
*actually forgot she likes the butsecks, looks forward to tonight’s shower*
::: walks back to desk after surprise meeting :::
Whooo, smells like Axe and ass in here. You guys Dursted the daylight right out of the room.