“Haha, I bought everyone lunch! No, go ahead, you take the last sandwich. I can always eat later.”
Ryan Gosling is a big Hollywood star, so why wouldn’t he spend his weekend helping people move? Says VanishingNewYork…
Word on the street is he’s doing research for a new movie called Blue Valentine in which he plays the part of a mover. (His co-star is Michelle Williams.) So he’s traveling around town with Steinway Movers, lugging furniture and boxes in and out of a big red and yellow truck.
Hey, girl, I know we just met, but of course I’ll help you move. Knowing you’ll be comfortable in your new place actually helps me relax, haha! Here, I picked you these flowers for a housewarming gift. You take a load off, I’ll find a vase and put these in some water.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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This totally explains his absence on Twitter.
“Haha, I totally dance like that!”
Bah! The Mighty Feklahr supposes they needed someone to bubble-wrap the doilies…
“Sorry girl, I can’t move your bed. I just don’t know you well enough.”
Of course I’ll take care of your dog. How were you to know your building didn’t allow pets?
I love you, Patches.
“Check it out, guys, I’m in the hood! LOL!”
“You know what movie I loved? Good Burger!”
Michael J. Fox will co-star as a shaker.
“Say, girl, three Sunny D’s and one purple drank for my friends and I”
Ryan bought those flowers from the lady just to give them to her.
Ryan agreed to do this when they told him he’d get to play with dollies.
It’s good to see this kind of dedication from our finest actors. Most people would take the role of a mover and say “Mover huh? So I carry couches up and down stairs? Got it.” But not Ryan. He really needs to FEEL what it’s like when that asshole doesn’t tell you ahead of time he has a waterbed AND a foldaway couch.
“Hey Girl, I got these flowers for you.”
Squirt.
“Ha! They were actually fake flowers. I got you good! I appreciate our friendship.”
I don’t mind helping people move. i’m usually the first person to take a shit in their new place, plus i can steal stuff and blame it on someone else.
RG: “Ha! That’s such a great joke you told, Brand”
B: “Thanks Ryan! I was hoping you would find it funny”
RG: “You know what I think is really funny? Our Friendship”
Hugs.
Hey! Ryan Gosling also has a Hummel collection!
“This Muh Fugga talkin’ bout mini burgers and shit, ya’ll”
“Haha you’re so right, white people do dance like that. I love you Tyrone.”
Just a friendly reminder from Ryan to you: Remember to always lift with your knees and not your back.
Ryan can pop a whole sheet of bubble wrap in under a minute. But he won’t. He’ll save half for you. :)
Ryan wouldn’t dream of touching your box without wearing a glove.
It only looks like I’m alone in here because Ryan Gosling is carrying me.
I carry a cigarette pack in my sleeve just so I can show everyone a diseased lung. Not smoking’s for winners. Not that you’re a loser if you smoke. I mean… look Patches is walking on his hind legs! I love you, Patches!
Banner:
“This Muh Fugga talkin’ bout patches n’ shit. That couch gon’ need some patches when he get through movin’, ya’ll”
…he’s doing research for a new movie called Blue Valentine in which he plays the part of a mover. (His co-star is Michelle Williams.)
Yeah, that explains it.