“Why yes, I do look like an albino caveman.”
Ron Howard and his revolting translucent head fuzz recently accused the Vatican of hampering the production of Angels & Demons, which would sort of make sense for them, considering the plot of Dan Brown’s books is basically “what if the Bible was wrong?”
The Vatican was outraged by “The Da Vinci Code” and the Rome archdiocese made no secret about denying Howard authorization to film parts of the follow-up inside its churches. Howard said the Vatican also exerted its influence “through backchannels” to try to prevent him from shooting in areas around certain churches and got an event related to the film’s premiere canceled, he said.
“There was supposed to be a reception or screening here in Rome that had been approved and I suppose that the Vatican had some influence over that,” Howard told a news conference. “My only frustration as a film-maker is that we actually reached out a couple of times, going back to March, to sort of offer opportunities for bishops and others just to see the film. And those opportunities have all been declined,” Howard said. “So far all the criticism, all of the complaints about the film have been coming from people who haven’t seen it.”
I find it funny when people expect Catholic priests to behave logically, listen to reason, or not rape kids. You realize who you’re talking to, right? The recruiting pitch for this job basically consists of “Well, you won’t ever be able to have sex again. But you do get to wear this jeweled cape…”
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I always imagine that priests are like the tootsie pop owl, except less anthropomorphic.
To their credit, the priests have shown no interest in seeing Angels and Demons.
/Bet they saw the fuck out of Wolverine though
“Your holiness, that outfit is a bit much, no?”–Liberace
Paula Abdul has seen Angels and Demons and finds it to be quite inaccurate.
This does not bode well for Howard’s next project – Mohamed and his male lovers.
Translucent Fuzz is the technical term for-
* a ghost’s pubic hair
* a thin, albino cop
* a wet tank top around the nipple area
* and, you guessed it, Frank Stallone
Blame Catholics, sure. Even Martin Luther himself would nail a letter to the trailer door saying he wouldn’t want anything to do with this weird looking fuck.
Fucking Catholics and their iron grip on the entertainment industry.
Translucent Fuzz:
There but for the grace of Rogaine™ goes Nic Cage.
Ron Howard was also screwed over by his Chinese personal trainer and his black swim coach.
Translucent Fuzz:
Where’s Floyd the Barber when he needs him?
Eh, The Mighty Feklahr kind of understand how the Vatican feels. For example, He has never seen Sex and the City, but it didn’t keep Him from trying to napalm* the queers/fashionistas at the premiere!
(*well, a Super Soaker filled with Tobasco Sauce and urine)
Maybe he shouldn’t have had Gorgoroth play live before the premiere?
“So far all the criticism, all of the complaints about the film have been coming from people who haven’t seen it.”
Tom Hanks’ hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid.
Child rape… go see a movie… child rape… go see a movie. I think I might need a coin.
The church’s only problem with Ron Howard is that he stopped being Opie
the church is angry because Tom Hanks’ haircut causes him to be mistaken for the pope and his mitre (aka his hat)
What an idiot ! “Hey you Catholics, can’t you see I’m trying to make another Catholic bashing movie?! Co-operate !!”
When he grows some balls maybe he’ll do a movie bashing islam. But I doubt it.