Trailer for the original Alien. Gotta love the out of context cat and the subliminal shot of girl in panties.
Bloody-disgusting is claiming a reliable source who says that a remake of Ridley Scott’s 1979 classic Alien is on the way. From 20th Century Fox. Of course.
The plan is to stick with the original concept of only one alien on the ship. Michael Costigan, Ridley Scott and even Tony Scott are all on board to produce and have tapped Carl Rinsch [hee hee!] to get beyond the camera [sic] and bring a new Ripley to the big screen. Who is Carl Rinsch? I’m being told he’s a commercial/music video director and does work for Scott Free Productions, who is also producing the remake. [B-D]
If the idea that Ridley Scott is producing makes you feel better, keep in mind, Ridley Scott is also making a movie about Monopoly. And it’s Fox. $20 bucks says Ripley is played by Jessica Alba and the alien raps.
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IT’S A RAP!
:::there’s life in this old joke yet:::
I’d like the alien to be played by Danny Trejo.
“In space, no one can hear you scream for ice cream. That’ll be 1.25$ for the paleta, puto.”
This is wrong. Alien was and still is the benchmark for Sci-Fi Horror movies.
What the hell, Fox?
With my luck Sarah Jessica Parker will play the new Ripley, believe it or not!
Hey, that reminds Him of that Buffy thread!
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR BUFFY NAKED NUDE TOPLESS SEX TAPE!
Out Of Context Cat plays the triangle.
Alien was in 1979? WTF?! I would have sworn on my mother’s grave The Thing came first.
**feeling older than usual**
For some reason I can see Fox using Dane Cook, Perez Hilton, Marlon Wayans, Amy Adams, Carlos Mencia, Tara Reid, Channing Tatum and Vin Diesel as the ship’s crew.
The fifth circle of Hell is working for Fox
JHC – that would be sweet in that they all die.
Um… SPOILER ALERT
Bite your motherf*cking tongue, JHC!!!!
I remember skimpy little panties like that. How come all the women (I pretend) I know these days only wear granny panties?
*puts down crossword puzzle. Adjusts donut cushion on rocking chair*
By the time Fox is done with this, it’ll be called McAlien and will have a PG rating.
All would be forgiven if they get Brent Spiner to play Bishop*.
(*technically Aliens, but fuck you)
By the time FOX is done with this, “In space no one can hear you scream” will be the tag line for a Motorola product placement tie-in.
I’d rent this if it was Cheech Marin playing the Alien.
Will the Alien have cool sunglasses in the poster?
I’d rent this if it was Cheech Marin playing the Alien.
You know Fox would be Carlos Mencia…
No, Fek. I refuse to bend on this. This movie was THE SHIT. It can’t be beaten. Not unlike a sore pecker.
If Carlos Mencia plays the alien at least you can count on it being exactly like the old one.
*goes and stands behind J, carefully keeping distance from pecker*
Fek, I have to admit, I would enjoy that
J-Truth is, He agrees with you. They could have JESSICA BIEL NAKED NUDE playing Ripley, and He still wouldn’t go see it. Those old movies just kick way too much boo-tay. They were defining for sci-fi and horror, and these old cockfarts are just trying to squeeze every last dime out of it’s ghost.
What Hollywood really fucking needs is some idea men! When does retards fighting kangaroos get it’s moment??? Why has the necrophiliac pedophile scout master dressed as Garfield gone un-noticed? Why is the Atari Trilogy still on the shelf?
Now who needs to bite their tongue, Eib? Remaking this movie would be like re-doing Gone With the Wind with the cast of The Hills.
In the remake, the face hugger will be an ass prober.
But He would still like to see realities collide with Data playing Bishop.