05.05.09 UH, WHAT?

Em also appears in PenisHer because he does sex with the ladies. That’s how you can tell us apart.

/I finally used “penis” as a verb!

Maybe after the most recent Punisher movie the few remaining readers canceled their subscription out of embarrassment, So Marvel figured they should court Eminem fans, since anyone still listening to Eminem is obviously oblivious to embarrassment, in addition to be oblivious to the concept of good music

Oh my dear Christ. I’m soooo glad I don’t work with Fek. This kinda shit will get someone curb stomped.

Eminem helps Punisher defend himself from a sarcastic dog puppet.

I heard Ryan Gosling is a real M&M punisher. Don’t leave the candy bowl unattended!

Titus Pullo RUUULEZ!

Isnt’ there a Rome movie being talked about? Or something other than comic book movies that I might care about?

Did 50 cent turn them down?

My first edition copy of The Hulk with Vanilla Ice is framed and hung over my mantle.

This makes as much sense as the Globetrotters being on Gilligan’s Island.

I quit life.

I’d sooner read a comic featuring Hellboy and Snow.

ahlickyahboomboomdown

You can’t collect unemployment that way, Pauly.

THIRTEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!

Yes Al there have been rumblings, but as a retelling/repackaging of the series into an abriviated bastard child. Now, as much as I would like to see Rome continue, it would suck, no Lucious Verinus? (sp? I ain’t looking it up)

The Power Puff Girls / Ace of Bass crossover blew my fucking mind, yo.

“You only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity’s once in a life time..”

::: Punisher shoots Slim Shady in the face :::

[line drowned out by riotous applause in theater]

Eminem’s superhero power is to change from white to black in his mind.

That’s the first time Eminem’s gotten top billing since 2003.

Lince, why don’t you just Photoshop a picture of Herky the Hawk taking it in the ass from Iowa State’s Cy whilst being bukkaked by Sparty and Bucky (oh, and make sure to have Pete Carrol laughing at a slump-shouldered Kirk Ferentz in the background)? It would be the only thing more psychologically disruptive to Him in the entire universe than THIS POST.

The Doctor Who/Who collaboration was shelved when the market test results came back. The title was found to confuse people. They assumed it was about a Proctologist.

That would’ve been marginally funnier if I had typed Urologist. Fucklesticks.

I get it. It’s like a buddy cop movie where the crazy white cop shoots everyone while the black cop sits in the car reading the lottery almanac to figure out which Cash 3 numbers he should play that evening. But with 2 white cops. And one’s on drugs and raps. But they both throw bows. I probably need to rethink this. Fuck it, get me Bay on the phone.

I literally checked my email to see if there was an apology to me from Lince.

(There wasn’t.)

They were going to have Chris Brown co-star, but it didn’t seem right having the Punisher tell a guy he needs to calm down.

Or gyno, stickfuckle.

I hear there was an Ol’ Dirty Bastard hanging around the Teen Titans’ lair.

Shit. You’re right. Fucktickles.

The sun is also an M&M punisher.

Slick Flow is going to be his daughter’s rap name.

Leave it to M&M to Durst the fuck out what was turning into a pretty good day.

Excuse me while I go kick a cat into the street.

Fuck that, I am going to go kick a street into a cat!

My cat got run over last week. Thanks for bringing that up!

Anyone else have the urge to kidney punch that tennis player in the banner gif?

Chino-My soul just DIED, thanks for bringing that up!

Sorry Chino. I meant a Caterpillar.

So…um…anyone like my movie review? (Just lie and say yes)

If recent pictures of Eminem are any indication, I’d say he’s well on his way to turning into Kingpin.

Yeah. Fuck caterpillars.

Fuck John Deer!

And FUCK MIKE!

Fek, every time I click on one of your links, alarm bells sound and the entire building shakes. The last one actually set our server on fire.

So: yes.

*runs back into thread panting like a Labrador that just got unstuck from a greyhound*

I’m tired of looking for the link to Fek’s blog. Where the fuck was it?

Punisher Eminem anagram;

Mini herpes menu

I saw Eazy-E in a comic book once.

Ok, it was one of those pamphlets in a doctor’s office. Same difference, right?

Karen Carpenter is… The (slowly) Disappearing Woman!

I am not responsible for anything in here:

http://dirtyhairylite.blogspot.com/2009/05/movie-review-wrestler.html

Next month: Carnie Wilson versus The Hulk.

Nickelback and Aquaman star together in THE LAMEST COMIC BOOK EVER.

DMX-Men?

So Donk, looking forward to another staggering loss to Anaheim?

Is there a more ferocious animal than the Mighty Duck?

I’m sorry, Al. I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the Canucks blowing another lead.

*shoots Al a dirty look, it goes right through Roberto Luongo’s five hole*