I confess I haven’t been following comic books since… well, since I turned 12 and started reading books without pictures or protagonists who wear spandex. I know, I know, feel free to not invite me to your next party. Anyway, point is, I haven’t been following comic books lately, so tell me: are ridiculous celebrity cameos the only thing keeping them afloat these days? How does Eminem help the Punisher, anyway? “Let’s go, Slim, you distract him with your slick flow while I blow his face off with a shotgun.”
…And don’t even think about making a Proof joke, you sick f*cks.
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Em also appears in PenisHer because he does sex with the ladies. That’s how you can tell us apart.
/I finally used “penis” as a verb!
Maybe after the most recent Punisher movie the few remaining readers canceled their subscription out of embarrassment, So Marvel figured they should court Eminem fans, since anyone still listening to Eminem is obviously oblivious to embarrassment, in addition to be oblivious to the concept of good music
Oh my dear Christ. I’m soooo glad I don’t work with Fek. This kinda shit will get someone curb stomped.
Eminem helps Punisher defend himself from a sarcastic dog puppet.
I heard Ryan Gosling is a real M&M punisher. Don’t leave the candy bowl unattended!
Titus Pullo RUUULEZ!
Isnt’ there a Rome movie being talked about? Or something other than comic book movies that I might care about?
Did 50 cent turn them down?
My first edition copy of The Hulk with Vanilla Ice is framed and hung over my mantle.
This makes as much sense as the Globetrotters being on Gilligan’s Island.
I quit life.
I’d sooner read a comic featuring Hellboy and Snow.
ahlickyahboomboomdown
You can’t collect unemployment that way, Pauly.
THIRTEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!
Yes Al there have been rumblings, but as a retelling/repackaging of the series into an abriviated bastard child. Now, as much as I would like to see Rome continue, it would suck, no Lucious Verinus? (sp? I ain’t looking it up)
The Power Puff Girls / Ace of Bass crossover blew my fucking mind, yo.
“You only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity’s once in a life time..”
::: Punisher shoots Slim Shady in the face :::
[line drowned out by riotous applause in theater]
Eminem’s superhero power is to change from white to black in his mind.
That’s the first time Eminem’s gotten top billing since 2003.
Lince, why don’t you just Photoshop a picture of Herky the Hawk taking it in the ass from Iowa State’s Cy whilst being bukkaked by Sparty and Bucky (oh, and make sure to have Pete Carrol laughing at a slump-shouldered Kirk Ferentz in the background)? It would be the only thing more psychologically disruptive to Him in the entire universe than THIS POST.
The Doctor Who/Who collaboration was shelved when the market test results came back. The title was found to confuse people. They assumed it was about a Proctologist.
That would’ve been marginally funnier if I had typed Urologist. Fucklesticks.
I get it. It’s like a buddy cop movie where the crazy white cop shoots everyone while the black cop sits in the car reading the lottery almanac to figure out which Cash 3 numbers he should play that evening. But with 2 white cops. And one’s on drugs and raps. But they both throw bows. I probably need to rethink this. Fuck it, get me Bay on the phone.
I literally checked my email to see if there was an apology to me from Lince.
(There wasn’t.)
They were going to have Chris Brown co-star, but it didn’t seem right having the Punisher tell a guy he needs to calm down.
Or gyno, stickfuckle.
I hear there was an Ol’ Dirty Bastard hanging around the Teen Titans’ lair.
Shit. You’re right. Fucktickles.
The sun is also an M&M punisher.
Slick Flow is going to be his daughter’s rap name.
Leave it to M&M to Durst the fuck out what was turning into a pretty good day.
Excuse me while I go kick a cat into the street.
Fuck that, I am going to go kick a street into a cat!
My cat got run over last week. Thanks for bringing that up!
Anyone else have the urge to kidney punch that tennis player in the banner gif?
Chino-My soul just DIED, thanks for bringing that up!
Sorry Chino. I meant a Caterpillar.
So…um…anyone like my movie review? (Just lie and say yes)
If recent pictures of Eminem are any indication, I’d say he’s well on his way to turning into Kingpin.
Yeah. Fuck caterpillars.
Fuck John Deer!
And FUCK MIKE!
Fek, every time I click on one of your links, alarm bells sound and the entire building shakes. The last one actually set our server on fire.
So: yes.
*runs back into thread panting like a Labrador that just got unstuck from a greyhound*
I’m tired of looking for the link to Fek’s blog. Where the fuck was it?
Punisher Eminem anagram;
Mini herpes menu
I saw Eazy-E in a comic book once.
Ok, it was one of those pamphlets in a doctor’s office. Same difference, right?
Karen Carpenter is… The (slowly) Disappearing Woman!
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Next month: Carnie Wilson versus The Hulk.
Nickelback and Aquaman star together in THE LAMEST COMIC BOOK EVER.
DMX-Men?
So Donk, looking forward to another staggering loss to Anaheim?
Is there a more ferocious animal than the Mighty Duck?
I’m sorry, Al. I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the Canucks blowing another lead.
*shoots Al a dirty look, it goes right through Roberto Luongo’s five hole*
Awww man, I had time to drive home, stop by the Chevron, pick something* up, and we’re still on this crazy mismatch?
*tips bottle of Boone’s*
That’s the shit, MIZ.
Fek, I enjoyed your review.
On topic, I’m pretty sure Frank Castle would sooner punch Marshall Mathers in the throat than “work” with him. He hasn’t the time to suffer fools.
I’d like to read The Butthole Surfers meet The Silver Surfer.
I’d like to read about the ‘Nucks meeting Detroit in the next round, now.
I’d rather see Frank Castle and Jerry Mathers in “Beaver Punisher”.
You know, Lance is gonna leave us here all afternoon ‘cuz none of you fags showed up yesterday.
I’d like to read about the ‘Nucks meeting Detroit in the next round, now.
Oh, so you’re into tragedies?
I had to get a new furnace and air conditioner installed. Believe me, my checkbook wishes I’d fucked off on FD all day yesterday, Al.
No Donk, I’m into stories about battling through the adversity and concentrating on the little things and not taking unnecessary penalties and playing a full 60 minutes and going hard to the net.
Also: romance novels.
I feel for you, J. If it helps any, I’m currently working on a proposal for a boiler upgrade with a construction budget of $3.5M.
The thing that really just fucking boils my blood is the way they have ol’ Frankie holding them guns sideways.
There is this priceless scene in this one comic where Punisher takes out this biker bar that is supplying crank to the homeboys. As he leaves the bar, the cavalry arrives in a low rider and a big gunfight ensues. After he mows all the fuckers down with a sawed off shotgun and a 9mm, there is one guy still breathing. Punisher just walks over to him and says, “They put the sights on top of the guns for a reason.”, then blows his fucking brains out the back of his do rag.
Coming as just a hockey fan and not a Red Wings fan, everybody likes reading about things that come about very rarely but are beautiful to witness when they do, Al.
Also: romance novels.
That does help Al. As of yesterday, I’m working on a proposal to have a family with food in their stomachs on a $3.50 budget. :-(
*** drops Canadian Tyre money in the mail for JHC
J-if your local food bank is anything like His, you can get free rice milk, soy cheese, or canned tuna AND exchange your dirty needles for clean ones in one stop!
Heh, I guess that is only funny if you have been on disability and nearly homeless before. :/
Ha! I knew that loaves and fishes shit was hyped up!
Just dropped $2K on a new tranny…mission that is. I feel some of your pain.
Go Ducks!
We’re not that bad off. My wife is diabetic so there are always clean needles in the house.
Fek, honestly, that sucks. Also, if I ate that stuff, they’d have to give away toilet paper cuz I’m pretty sure my intestines would disagree with all of that stuff.
**** shoots Crappy dirty look ****
[blows kiss]
If it’s any consolation, FUCK THE BRUINS!! Oh, and the Wings.
Hey Crapy, speaking of kisses and blowing, I may be in California soon :)
… and I’m so excited about it I threw a “p”, sorry.
Do tell, what’s the occasion? Deeewwww telllll!
Other than making a man out of Chodin, no occasion.
You’ll hafta let me know what part o’ town you’re in.
I’ll FB ya later.
Later!
SPAGHETTI!
SPAGHETTI!
SPAGHETTI!
If you’re coming down here to “make a man out of chodin”, don’t forget to bring needles, thread, and a penis.
He can have mine, I hardly use the thing.
Diablo Cody’s gonna be pissed: when she pitched her “Wonder Woman/Feminem” idea to Marvel, they just laughed at the silly bitch.