‘YOU’RE WRONG: THE BABY DIED.’
05.08.09Come What May is a pro-life debate-team movie starring the Christian Rachel Bilson and Tooly McDouchenstein, set at Patrick Henry College, a real-life school and “the first college in the United States founded specifically for Christian home-schooled students” (accredited in 2007!). It’s a school that doesn’t appear to admit minorities, though this guy with the Hitler mustache does look suspiciously swarthy.
The plot deals with two debate teammates who fall in love while planning a huge debate over the issue of parental notification. The best exchange comes at the 0:24 mark, between Tooly’s mom and C. Rachel Bilson:
TOOLY’S MOM: “This is about a girl not having to tell her parents. It has nothing to do with killing babies.”
C.RACHEL BILSON: “You’re wrong. The baby died.”
Is it wrong that I get totally turned on when she says that? Anyway, movie looks good, but the title is vague and sorta boring. I would’ve gone with Where Dreams May Come*.
*Not in the vagina, not unless you’re married. [via Videogum]
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To prepare for her role as a home-schooled Christian student, Rachel Bilson had a self-imposed vapour-huffing-lobotomy.
Can we build a moat around this college? You know, to, um, keep the gays out. Yeah. That’s what the moat’s for.
Can we nuke this college and just tell them, “It’s the Rapture! Embrace it!”
Alternate title: No More Wire Hangers!
I’m waiting with bated breath for this comment section to devolve into a list of dead baby jokes.
Not to be confused with the Neil Patrick Harris School for Proctology.
This girl is nothing like Rachel Bilson. At least until I BTK her.
I’d totally BTK CRB.
Seriously though, I went to a born-again christian high school, and this is pretty much how every argument goes. Whoever pulls the dead baby card first “wins”. In a pinch a won’t-somebody-think-of-the-children card will do, especially if you simultaneously can equate gay consenting adults having sex with child rape and animal rape.
DIAF with a banana in your hand, fundie motherfuckers.
I’ve yet to hear anyone complain about aborting butt babies. THEY NEED A VOICE!!!
*farts*
the first college in the United States founded specifically for Christian home-schooled students
Freshman year must be a bitch, especially the breast milk withdrawal.
This trailer makes me want to stab babies.
If chicks were more open to anal, none of this would be an issue. Prudes.
Most born again Christians I know can drink me under the table and swear like a drunken sailor. It’s okay though. So long as they keep putting money in the offering, it’s all good in the eyes of Jesus.
Sometimes He is glad He cannot view these vids at work.
The winner gets to be the master debater and the loser gets master debated while screaming, “oh god…oh god”!!
Roe vs Whoa…dude thats not cool.
Dor sho gha! Here ar ethe transcripts from the mock debate help in preparation of the real one!
Killing poor helpless babies is mean and makes Jesus cry!!! :*( How could they?
Admittedly, it was a poor mock debate.
The baby died, your argument is invalid.
Why is it that you can tell just by looking at the pictures that Bilson is spouting off emotionally biased, ignorant arguments?
Hazing at the home-schooled fraternity involves being forced to hang out in social settings with normal people.
Not only did the baby die, then a dingo ate it! A DEMONIC dingo!
Personally I would much rather die at the hands of a qualified physician after enjoying even a brief life in utero than to never grow beyond a single cell and die a slow painful death by dehydration on an old sock.
But that’s just me I guess.
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
You’re wrong. The baby died.
I have a dream!
You’re wrong. The baby died.
The only thing we have to fear is… fear itself!
You’re wrong. The baby died.
See? It always works.
“You’re wrong. The baby died.”
“No, YOU’RE wrong. He’ll…be…back.”