Comments on: REPORTER FEIGNS INTEREST IN BRUCKHEIMER http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:15:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Pauly Dangerously http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194498 Pauly Dangerously Mon, 11 May 2009 17:57:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194498 I can wash my clothes on <strike>Ryan Reynolds’</strike> Jake Gyllenhaal's stomach. By "wash my clothes" I mean "spooge".  [whispers] I’d fuck him face to face. I can wash my clothes on Ryan Reynolds’ Jake Gyllenhaal’s stomach. By “wash my clothes” I mean “spooge”. 

[whispers]

I’d fuck him face to face.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194495 DeFrank Mon, 11 May 2009 17:49:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194495 Burnsy will be relieved to see Razor Ramon's career is being jump started. Burnsy will be relieved to see Razor Ramon’s career is being jump started.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194493 Stone Soup Mon, 11 May 2009 17:39:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194493 Alternate title: <i>HairyBack Mountain</i> Alternate title: HairyBack Mountain

]]> By: Pauly Dangerously http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194492 Pauly Dangerously Mon, 11 May 2009 17:36:22 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194492 Goose: Pauly this is Goose, you have two gay jokes coming up on your 3 o'clock. Over. Pauly: Goose this is Pauly, gay jokes have been spotted, I'm switching to guns. Over. Goose: You have permission to engage, over. Pauly: 10-4skin. Goose: Pauly this is Goose, you have two gay jokes coming up on your 3 o’clock. Over.

Pauly: Goose this is Pauly, gay jokes have been spotted, I’m switching to guns. Over.

Goose: You have permission to engage, over.

Pauly: 10-4skin.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194491 Donkey Hodey Mon, 11 May 2009 17:33:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194491 In related news, Jake Gyllenhaal has been suspended for 50 games by Major League Baseball. In related news, Jake Gyllenhaal has been suspended for 50 games by Major League Baseball.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194490 ChinoMoreno Mon, 11 May 2009 17:30:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194490 And Iran, Iran so far awayyyy... And Iran, Iran so far awayyyy…

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194489 TengoDooter Mon, 11 May 2009 17:30:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194489 I'm just itching for the movie version of Assterrhoids. I’m just itching for the movie version of Assterrhoids.

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194488 FistfulOAwesome Mon, 11 May 2009 17:27:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194488 "He's young, taut, and fantastic. He got AMAZINGLY HUGE in a short time. His muscles are BULGING at every turn, especially after the takes. He is INCREDIBLY MASSIVE..." The transcript to Jerry Bruckheimer's interview went on to become the most celebrated gay novel of all time. “He’s young, taut, and fantastic. He got AMAZINGLY HUGE in a short time. His muscles are BULGING at every turn, especially after the takes. He is INCREDIBLY MASSIVE…”

The transcript to Jerry Bruckheimer’s interview went on to become the most celebrated gay novel of all time.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194487 MaxwellDemon Mon, 11 May 2009 17:27:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194487 That's not a wig, it's a Prince of Persian Rug. That’s not a wig, it’s a Prince of Persian Rug.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/prince-of-persia-first-look#comment-194486 DeFrank Mon, 11 May 2009 17:11:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13533#comment-194486 Fun Fact: In Persia they call him Jake the Snake... cause he can't resist a real charmer's flute. Fun Fact: In Persia they call him Jake the Snake… cause he can’t resist a real charmer’s flute.

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