05.01.09 OHAI, MEGAN FOX’S BUTT

Want to touch the hiney!!!l

So….anyone going to comment on the lesian overtones of the fact she’s basically humping ARCEE who’s a chick robot? Let the vibrator jokes begin.

Paula Abdul thinks Megan Fox is an actual fox. Literally.

Bye bye $9.50. Not surprising though.

MiZ: Hi Megan. What are you doing on my doorstep?

Fox: I’ve got a great deal for you today.

MiZ: Oh, what are you selling?

Fox: AIDS.

MiZ: I’ll take 3 please.

Arcee is supposed to be that bike? How much you wanna bet that fucking Bay makes the tires her tits so she can inflate them whenever she wants? BONG!!!!!!!!

Fek, the fact I could see that happening frightens me, yet at the same time I know my sad ass would laugh…

I thought they reported that Arcee would be a pink bike. WTF?

MIZ! You just reminded Him of a joke!

So the guy goes to the doctor, and the doctor comes in and says, “Vince, old buddy, I am afraid I have really bad news. You have cancer, and it’s fatal. Let me buy you a beer.”

So Vince and the old doctor head to Vince’s favourite drinking hole, and all of Vince’s drinking buddies are there.

Vince speaks up after the doctor is seated, “Well guys, bad news. I got AIDS and am going to die. If that wasn’t bad enough, it is complicated with Herpes and Syphilis.”

As he sits down with a beer, the doctor asks, “Vince, why did you tell them THAT? Why not tell the truth about your cancer?”

Vince simply replies, “Easy, I don’t want any of them fucking my wife after I’m dead.”

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

Is that last robot a steer or a queer? He looks like a queer to me. I bet he could suck the EPCOT Ball through the Harland Tunnel.

Chino: Happy Birthday!!

Swi: It’s tomorrow’s game where I flash the sign and my tits.

Anybody who has ridden a motorcycle knows the dangers of burning your legs on the exhaust pipe. Only Shia LeBeouf knows the dangers of burning your lips on one.

I had a girl robot toy once. I could never find the damn ‘on’ button.

Is that last robot a steer or a queer? He looks like a queer to me. I bet he could suck the EPCOT Ball through the Harland Tunnel.

Yer not from ’round here, are ya?

Id Jeffery Dahlmer her ass with a knife and fork… and mayonnaise.

If they can give Shia Lapoof some sort of chip/robot piece that makes him suddenly smart, can they give him another ones that makes him not a douche?

Transformers 2: The DeLorean Code

Based on the last movie, I’m guessing she’s working as a mechanic now.

Wait until I tell Jerry down at Dowler’s Mufflers & Tune that she wears the same uniform to work as he does!

Stone: Sorry. I was pulling names out of my ass.

ARCEE has her period every 3 months (or 3,000 miles).

When the reps for Harley Davidson were approached by the producers to have Arcee be one of their motorcycles, they said “Pontiac was one of the products in your last film, right? Thanks but no thanks”.

Stone: Sorry. I was pulling names out of my ass.

Cool. Let me give it a try…

UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHAAAARRRRRRRRRPOPFangster

Given a toothpick, a rubber band, some rubber cement, and Megan Fox’s ass, MacGyver could end all wars forever.

Nizzup.

If Megan Fox was a Decipticon should be called AsstroTrain.

Wow Smokes. Just wow.

Decipticon?

I and E aren’t even on the same side of the keyboard!