05.22.09 OH YEAH, THIS IS OPENING TOO

The Mighty Feklahr often does “Boogie Flick” first thing in the morning.

Crap-Josh Greenberg? Are you stalking me?

Sho shanna’s Bush.

And that’s all I got as well.

Isn’t Rosh Shoshanna that holiday when Jews give thanks that they aren’t black anymore?

[quickly stands up in Bushes outside Fek's bathroom, crosses arms indignantly]
Pfft, no, sheesh, like, whatev…

Bowzer was my favorite member of Shoshanna.

Fee fie foshananna bannana fanna shoshanna be bie boshanna, shoshanna!

Shoshanna’s got a twin brother named Foshizzle.

So one of them has a cousin that owns a salvage yard that is going under so they have a dance competition to save the wreck center?

Didn’t the Shoshanna help out Lewis and Clark?

Pardon me, does this cheese look old to you?

I dunno, shoshanna.

For shit’s sake, I can’t believe I’ve never come up with that joke, Crappy. Well done.

*slides crappy piss boot and apple pipe*

Is this a picture of Billy Ray Cyrus?

*shoshannamontana*

[drinks from piss boot]
Asparagus! Deeeeelightful!

Try as I might, I can’t come up with fucked up names like black people. Knobertang? Chugalisa?

Yawnvaja?

Boreholia?

Crackeetah?

I keep trying to jump on the bandwagon here guys, but I only keep coming up with 80’s band names

Her sister, Floshanna, is a sassy waitress at a greasy diner in Arizona.

Deconvic?

LaPipeinya?

The only people who enjoy Wayans offerings opening are in High School.

Darquie?

Offering is a polite way of putting it fulOAwe, moldy shitburgers is my preference.

Niggerella?

Coonta?

Ashylee?

SuCretia?

CauCasia?

KeKaKi.

Shoshanna, fanna, bonananaa, fa-fe-fi, bonannaaa….ShoShanna!!!

Damn, El Topo!

How come Crap I didn’t think of that?

Well, I’ma go get some Red Bull to go with this Jager I have here at work. I’ll BRB right back.

*peels off in a Bigfoot Power Wheel that has a bumper sticker that reads “Save Gas. Ride My Dick” on the back*

GODDDAMMMIT!!!

I ain’t got time to read all this jiggaboo shit in these threads!

Crappy: That’s not a nice description of the genitalia of the Wayans women. Or were you descibing the assholes of the Wayans men?

WAIT. A FUCKING. SECOND.

Shoshanna Bush is the white girl?

DOR SHO GAH!! åüłÿP is right! And according to IMdb there are a shitload of Shoshannas out there. Well, that just fucked this thread. [pulls pin on grenade, drops it, falls onto it]

fulOAwe, I’ll go with… the brothers’ backdoor, FTW!

The Brothers Backdoor similar to the Brothers Grimm, just gayer.

Also an awesome band name BTK.

Crappy: Then in that case I’ll rename the girls vaginas the Sistahs’ Clap Trap.

Well all, have a dastardly fun weekend, I’m off to a Dodgers game and three days of alcohol abuse!

Remember the fallen.

JAGER BOMBS!

Crappy, you have FB mail.

What the hell happened there?

Just when I think I’m out, she pulls me back in.

I can’t FB at work so I replied to your @live address.

I seriously wanted to name my daughter Bonquisha Sheniqua Sherina, but when we found out it was going to be a girl and a boy I changed it to Lemonjello and Orangello. Lemonjello is the girl of course.

OK, now I really leaving. FUCK MIKE!