Comments on: NIC CAGE IS PROUD OF WICKER MAN

By: Palmerlime

Palmerlime — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:20:07 +0000

I have never seen such a tribute to mediocrity.

By: sunnyanna

sunnyanna — Wed, 27 May 2009 02:56:35 +0000

–== Matchcougar.C’om ==– It’s where Cougar (women who are mature, rich and experienced) and men who like them can meet.

By: thunderdan22

thunderdan22 — Tue, 26 May 2009 22:38:13 +0000

the twist at the end of the sorcerer’s apprentice is it turns out to be a documentary

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:06:23 +0000

Where’s the Airstream trailer dedicated to his hairpieces?

By: sg

sg — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:03:53 +0000

Just for the record, Next is worse than the Wicker Man. With Wicker you can still enjoy it because it is so stupid. Next is just unbearable.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:01:48 +0000

Lince, can you Photoshop the trailer to make it look like it is getting hit by a Klingon photon torpedo?

By: Sheriff Cleese

Sheriff Cleese — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:56:55 +0000

Nic Cage was set to play Mary Corleone, but lost the part due to nepotism.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:56:19 +0000

They’re painted right next to the door to remind Mr. Cage of all the shit he gets away with while still getting movie roles. That really helps him relax after a stressful day.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:53:50 +0000

He has a sticker on the luggage compartment that reads: “PUT THUH BUNNAH IN THUH BOX!”

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:51:52 +0000

*gouges eyes out with lightsaber pens at seeing “Bad Lieutenant” defamed*