
If you told me you wanted to make another Bad Lieutenant – Abel Ferrara’s 1992 classic starring Harvey Keitel – I’d say there’s no reason to do that. But if you told me Werner Herzog would direct and it would star Xzibit and Val Kilmer, I’d say, “…I’m listening.” Anyway, they’re calling this one Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (watch the trailer below). It ponders the question, “Can we recreate the magic of Wicker Man if we do it deliberately?”
Asked why Nic Cage was right for the part, Werner Herzog said (I imagine), “I choose za Cage, because ven I look eento za forehead, I don’t zee za facial expression or zee human feelinks – za happiness, za sadness, za empazee – I zee nuzzink. I look eento za forehead oont zere ees nuzzink but blackness. Za cold eendifference of muzzer nature. Ees beautiful.”

Trailer rated R for naughty language.
[via Collider]



If Nic Cage can cry half as convincingly as Harvey Keitel did in the original, this movie is still going to suck ass.
Pic cap: Get that gun out mah face ‘fo I smack some acting ability into ya.
This Werner Herzog fellow is rapidly becoming my second favorite made up persona on FilmDrunk. Still number 1. . . da Stafe!
Good thing nonoe of these people are real. Good thing none of you are either.
Also. . . needs more bears giving bitches their pimp hand.
I was kind of into it until the part where General F’od said “We don’t hit women in the South”. even my great granpda recommended smacking a bitch around from time to time just for peace of mind.
Whitey Herzog was let go as director for this because he kept trying to call for a relief actor when Cage couldn’t finish a scene without fucking up the lines.
I got nuttin.
NO! NOOO! NOT DE GEAUX! NOT DE GEEEEEEEAAAAUUUXXX!!!
I’m thinking they’re gonna have to cut back on the product placement. A strict skin care regimen doesn’t really seem to apply to this target audience.
If there is a legitimate plot device in which Nic Cage sees iguanas while high and fucking hookers I’m for it.
Erswi-The Mighty Feklahr understands bear suits will be big at Mardi Gras dis year.
rageBea-I was kind of thinking the same thing.
Erswi says: Also. . . needs more bears giving bitches their pimp hand.
What I do everyday. But Cage is like a mentor you watch in slow motion.
Banner Pic: You move one more time and they’ll be calling me… “Niggales Cage”
I would rather watch Harvey Keitel dance naked in my office right now.
Post-Production mostly entails finding shots where Nicolas Cage’s forehead isn’t covering the whole screen.
Apparently, Eva purchased the 3 DVD set of Gina Gershon’s school of How to Fuck up Your Career by Starring in Nic Cage movies. So sad.
Val Kilmer looks like the ashtray i made for mom in 7th grade.
Will he be putting tha iguana inna box?
I looked into Nicolas Cage’s forehead and saw the ends of the universe along with the ends of his hair plugs.
Personally I believe Werner Herzog looks like Kitty Goth with his spiked gloves and giant fucking mace.
I once made an Xzibit joke about pimpin’ a ride. He responded by pimpin’ my mother. Oh kids and their hip hops.
“We don’t hit women down south”
Hypocrite. Face swipes may be his specialty but he’s never been against a good side kick to the gut.
“Wanna hit”
The bitch is just asking for it.
Nicholas Cage is…
BAD LIEUTENANT
Bad cop. Mediocre actor.