Secretsauce.tv created this pretty solid trailer for My Little Pony: Reign of the Buttercup Sprinkles, as a way of making fun of Hollywood for taking old kids shows like Transformers and G.I. Joe and turning them into big-budget origin stories. Funny trailer, BUT IT MUST BE DESTROYED. And soon, before it can find its way into the hands of a Fox exec. They don’t even understand screw-top lids, you think they’re capable of grasping satire? And even I have to admit, a My Little Pony movie is at least a 10 times better idea than a Candyland movie. In related news, ‘Candyland’ is my pet name for your sister’s vagina.
Boy, I get tired of this high brow stuff sometimes.
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Jokes on you, Vincenzo – my sister’s a dude. HA!
If you think this is wild…you should see the trailer for the new Monchichi movie. The Monchichis are fucking bananas….No, no…they are actually fucking bananas in it.
So are they really gonna make this? Yay or neigh?
Fox Exec 1: “Wow I wish I could express my excitement about greenlighting this film, but I’m a little hoarse.”
Fox Exec 2: “Haha, I get it, because they’re ponies…”
Fox Exec 1: “Ponies? No, I’m having trouble talking because I was in my front yard this morning yelling at a tree for four hours. Damn thing wouldn’t leave.”
Not wanting to miss a trend, Miramax has Zack Galafianakis, Robin Williams, and Sarah Silverman on board to star in Chia!.
THIS SUMMER
GAY
IS FOR HORSES!!!
MY…LITTLE….PONY
Rated PG-13
If they were really smart, they’d cross-promote this shit and make it into two short stories. One where He-man rides a small pink horse with a heart tattoo on it’s hindquarters into battle against Skeletor and one where Orko spends 45 minutes brushing her stupid tail while calling it pretty in falsetto.
needs more bestiality.
The only color they won’t show up in? Black. Brother always left out even when he’s not a brother.
So this ISN’T about a young Sara Jessica Parker?
Awesome trailer. I was glued to the screen.
Anybody but me ever take their sister’s My Little Pony into the bathroom and jack off?
It had such nice legs. How could I resist?
I’m still waiting for the reboot of The Outsiders: My Little Pony Boy
The Life movie will be about a man having a nutritious breakfast.
Fistful, I already told you my sister is a dude. She was too busy jackin’ it to that stupid horse. I never got a turn.
Stone Soup: Was your bathroom too small to fit you both?
When I was doing porn, the first film I did was titled “My Litte Bolonga Pony”.
That’s funny, Pauly. I was known as The Super-Soaker.
Yes. After we agreed that the room wasn’t big enough fer the two of us, I shot her/him at sunrise.
So this movie is about a dorm room kegger?
I already saw the “My Little Pony” movie. It cost me a $4.95 fee and a valid e-mail address. I also had access to “My Little Donkey” at the same site
New AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
“Rain of the Buttercup Sprinkles” is my signature sex move
My little pony…why the long face?
New up.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ru Paul’s pet name for her vagina is Transformer
practicemakes perfectAnyone else think during the interrogation he was at first getting punched by neon green cock? Anyone?