05.12.09 MORE TERMINATOR PENIS NEWS
Jim Cameron judges the McG-Bay penis-measuring competition, Bay tries to influence his ruling.
New details about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s cameo in Terminator Salvation have emerged, namely, that a naked, digitized version of Arnold will fight Christian Bale.
The filmmakers used fancy computer tricks to put the California governor’s face on some young bodybuilder’s body, so he looks just like he did when he walked naked on the streets in 1984. Arnold’s face only shows up for a few shots before it [his face], and his package, get mangled beyond recognition.
If my digitized face was going to be on another dude’s body, I’d want it to be a big black guy, not some bodybuilder. Just sayin. Anyway, naturally, while covering this story, E! couldn’t resist asking McG about his penis feud with Michael Bay, which he now says was meant to be ironic (duh).
“That was lost immediately, and people gravitated to ‘two spoiled-brat directors think they have big cocks,’” McG said. “Nothing could be further from the truth.” But since you brought it up… “The funny thing is, I have an Irish curse and I think we’re all familiar with exactly how [I'm endowed].”
You mean there’s another curse besides being a ginger? Anyway, penis is a funny word. I prefer to call mine a “hatestick.”
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MORE TERMINATOR PENIS NEWS
McG added, “Does everybody like me yet?”
Does Mickey G mean that he’s hung like the eye of a potato?
That’s why shillelaghs are so popular in Ireland.
Irish Curse? What in Kahless’ Beard does that mean? Alcoholism? Potato Famine? Catholicism?
*Lt. Commander Di’Pshit leans in and whispers to Him…*
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr is Irish???
Actually, McG is part bohonk, too. Which basically makes him a needledicked dumbfuck, just like we already guessed.
Meanwhile, Michael Bay claims to have “The Gulliver’s Curse”.
The Mighty Feklahr is half Irish and half German. Which basically makes Him a needledicked racist, just like you all guessed.
New Improved Lucky Charms™
Toasted bits of oats, multi-colored marshmallow bits, and now with Enzyte.
Some barfly gave me an Irish Curse but my doctor has assured me that topical cream will stop the genital bleeding.
“Little Gav” just made another appearance.
And drunk, Fek. Don’t forget drunk.
Reportedly Michael Bay had to withdraw from the penis competition after determining it stung too much to remove the duct tape.
Hey baby, got an Irish in you?
YES YOU DO AND THAT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY THAT!
Near the end of the movie the Arnold Terminator will arrive by helicopter and scream to John Connor “Get to the shoppa”.
The Mighty Feklahr never forgets drunk. However, it is implied with being an Iowan/Klingon/Irishman/Klansman.
Some fucking Mexican stole my y right off the word “any” up there. Worst part, I know he’s just going to use it as an “and”.
I once had my face pasted on to the body of a black guy. Can anyone say “Best Week Ever”?!
Dammit Swi, what happened in 1964, I’ve already wasted too much time looking it up.
You just know these two are overcompensating for something with all of those explosions. Meanwhile sex with either of them is the equivalent of a little gun firing a flag that unfurls to read “BANG!”
Donk, if you not careful he might come back to get an O and a B. Then he’ll have your yob and there’ll be nothing you can do about it.
Three words Al.
Civil. Rights. Act.
With McG it’s always “just the tip.”
I’m writing a script for a porno called “Boondock Taints.” It’s about two irish whores who fight crime by spreading their legs, and AIDS, to unsuspecting evildoers.
Call me, FOX.
McG is to “well endowed” as Jessica Simpson is to “fit and trim”.
Fuck you guys, I still check Turden on occasion.
n’ewp
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