THIS SOUNDS… AWESOME?
05.15.09
Kung Fu Panda director John Stevenson has been tapped (hee hee!) to direct The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break, which I have to admit sounds at least 1000% more awesome than gd panda who does kung fu (and twice as zany).
Mike Jones has written the adaptation of Steven Sherrill’s 2000 novel about the mythological creature — half-man, half-bull — who survived Theseus’ attack in the labyrinth and walks among us today. He’s a short-order cook in a Midwestern diner not far from his trailer-park home who falls for a waitress named Kelly. “Minotaur” is conceived as a live-action love story with CGI elements. [THR]
That’s funny, Minotaurs and Epilepsy was our yearbook theme senior year.
ALSO: Oh hey look, Kung Fu Panda is going to be a TV show. And why not – a panda who does kung fu? That’s a never-ending geyser of material. Those geniuses at Nickelodeon have done it again. They discovered Kenan Thompson, you know.
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They discovered Kenan Thompson, you know.
Yeah, but what have they done lately?
I don’t know.
*ducks and covers*
I swear when I clicked that link I read it as “Kung-Fu Panda Pedomorphing into a Nickelodeon Series”. Coincidence?
*I’m a little disappointed that spellcheck accepts Nickelodeon as a word.
Most of the men I know are 100% bull.
Vince’s Mom is a Dumptaur (half human/half cum dumpster).
What? No photo credit for Pauly’s left shoulder?
Oh, we’re turning Old Spice commercials into movies now? This will be two things… a feature film and a piece of shit.
Question #1: Is this gonna be about the dude who’s “two things” in the Old Spice body wash commercial?
Question #2: Is everybody in the entertaintment industry getting their weed from the same guy as me?
I was stuck in traffic this morning due to an accident. A Mini got rear ended by a Taurus.
Wow, it sucks here in the corner. There are spider webs and shit.
Tengo, that is on the back of my calf. Just like your cumshots.
at least 1000% more awesome than gd panda who does kung fu
I’ll kick your face in a punch fight.
“Mini Tars” is what I call black children.
@Pauly
I can’t help it if I’m far sighted.
Who ever thought Patrick Swayze would be outlived by a tattoo of himself as a gay centaur.
“Many Tars” is what I call the
Million Man Marchlocal historically black collegemore than two of ‘em.If Swayze had only gotten Lung Cancer I could have joked that he took too many cigarette breaks but he had to go and wreck it by getting Pancreatic Cancer. Nice going Swayze! I hope you di… Oh Yeah.
Hind sight is always 20/20 when you’re 69ing a Minotaur.
Minotaurded.
Opening line: “I come from Texas, and I’m two things…”
Customer: “Can I get a tattoo of the blonde in Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? I hear he’s hung like a horse.”
Tattoist: “Ci.”
That tattoo is one of the coolest things that Filmdrunk has ever made me witness. What’s that say about me (or Filmdrunk?)
Add an ‘o’ please.
and change ci to si. I fucked that up. I’ll go.
HuOng like a horse?
What kind of Chinese horse are you talking about?
The people who make these films really need to stop sustaining the stereotype that all midwesterners live in trailer parks. Many also live under cars and in teepees.
Duke-All of His neighbours live in a trailer park!!!
BTK, Minotaurs fucking rock cocks. One of the earliest RPGs I ever played was on a Commodore 64 and you could make Minotaur Fighters that just PWNED all kinds of shizzle. In D&D, Minotaurs use the tessto weapon almost exclusively (bad ass!)!
The only thing I don’t get is why they are always so horny?
*sad trombone* Wha wa wa wa WHAAAAAA…
Minotaur’s normally need cigarette breaks after being milked.
Why is it I see Danny Devito as the Minotaur in my head?
I’m stoked. That book is the tits.
BTW, I can confirm that there’s a minotaur-woman sex scene. Kelly has a thing for farm animals. And I’m totally not kidding.
I have a tattoo like that but it’s half Curtis Jackson. That’s right, it’s a 50centaur.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whooooaa!
Mike Jones has written the adaptation of . . .
How do we get to the second fucking page wiffout the requisite FUCK MIKE???!!!!??
It just seems wrong for him to be flipping burgers.
New up!
FUCK MIKE!
WITH BLOOD!
Hind sight is always 20/20 when you’re 69ing a Minotaur.
You see, because a Minotaur’s hind legs are easy to see in that position.