Comments on: MICKEY ROURKE HAS A NEW FRIEND

By: nominus

nominus — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:01:01 +0000

You know what…good. Everytime I see a picture of Mickey Rourke with that dog, I immediately say “Mickey, you look like Paris Hilton with a fucked-up face.” Then I see pictures of Paris Hilton, and I immediately say “Goddamn your face is all fucked up. I hope Mickey Rourke kills you.”

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:06:24 +0000

JHC

If you will just forgive my sins we’ll call it even.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:43:01 +0000

Chino, better talk to Michelle before you do that, word is they don’t feel anywhere near as good coming out as they do going in.

By: JHC

JHC — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:33:32 +0000

Sorry ngoDoot. Let me take my foot off your dick. Much apologies.

*slides TengoDooter a freshly brewed piss boot*

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:32:24 +0000

P, I wanna roll that bird up into a little ball and shove it up my vagina.

By: JHC

JHC — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:31:02 +0000

Bird whispers in Rourke’s ear: Hey Mick. Don’t make any sudden moves, but I think I accidentally shit on your chin.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:24:08 +0000

Am I the only one thinking about raping that bird?

By: JHC

JHC — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:23:24 +0000

When Hollywood casts Jamie Foxx to play Rourke in a few years, Jaws will be played by a Rottweiler and the bird will be a chicken.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:17:02 +0000

Oh yeah, Al? Toucan play at that game!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:13:56 +0000

This is just natural progression. Pigeons land on him all the time.