Wayne Allwine, voice of Mickey Mouse since 1977, is dead of complications from diabetes at age 62. Allwine was actually the third guy to do Mickey’s voice, after Walt Disney and Jimmy MacDonald.
Allwine’s wife, Russi Taylor, who provides the voice of Minnie Mouse, was at his side at the time of his passing. Allwine, also was an Emmy-winning sound effects editor, was the voice of Disney’s world-renowned mouse since 1977, when he first lent his familiar falsetto to animated segments for “The New Mickey Mouse Club.” [THR]
I think I’ll always remember Allwine best for the time he beat up the Jonas Brothers on South Park. I mean, I know that wasn’t him or even the real Mickey Mouse, but the heart wants what it wants.
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Now he can take his eternal place at the pearly gates, greeting newcomers to the greatest place not on Earth. Walt had to go and freeze his head, and the other guy was a satanist, so …
They should just Mickey Mouse his heart back together.
I could only imagine the pain of having to go through that.
Can you imagine having to be the doctor in that room listening to Mickey and Minnie Mouse saying their last goodbyes to one another. How that man didn’t burst out laughing is anybody’s guess.
Jesus, Vinnie, that title scared me into thinking maybe I celebrated the Magic victory a little too hard last night.
“Allwine” is Chino’s last name after she downs a box or two.
Hehe “downs a box”.
Ms. Allwine, your husband’s last request was for us to ensure your mental stability.
What does that mean? I’m perfectly fine.
Well, he had me lean in real close ans whispered in my ear “make sure my wife doesn’t go fucking goofy”. I have to respect a dying man’s wish, you know.
Silly P. Boone’s Farm comes in a bottle!
Headline: Mickey Mouse Loses his Voice, Forever.
Mickey wants his ashes spread on Pluto.
I lent my familiar falsetto to this Guatemalan on my block and I never saw it again.
“…dead of complications from diabetes”
Doctor: “Alright Mr. Allwine, I want you to pay attention, as this is very complicated: you have to give yourself this shot of insulin every morning or else you die.”
Micky died? So, will this be another Irish drinkin’ holiday?
Diabetes- Building better mouse traps since sugar became easy to mass produce.
Dont’ worry, as soon as they find him a new voice actor, Mickey will be reanimated.
*starts handing Chino Advil*
Here, you’re gonna need like, four or fiv- you can keep the bottle.
Palestinian Mickey Mouse died of complications from dynamite.
I can’t be the only person who read this headline and thought it said “Rourke” instead of “Mouse.”
Fortunately, the guy who does Mike Tyson’s voice is still alive. His mailbox got raped though.
I’d rather eat a bullet from my crazy wife than die in a hospital bed.
– Animation voice specialist Phil Hartman
I bet him and the wife did those voices in bed. And by “bet” I mean “fantasize” and by “fantasize” I mean “think about platonically while I churn this butter”.
For the mourning period, Captain EO will only be at half-mast during showings of his film to little kids.
Chinese Mickey Mouse died from natural causes after googling Free Market
*Wayne Allwine lays in hospital bed, motions to his grandson to walk closer*
Allwine: “Listen Billy, there is something I have to tell you…”
Billy: “What is it Gramps?”
Allwine: “All I ever wanted to be was…*cough*…was…”
Billy: “Yes?”
Allwine: ” *lowers voice*…fucking, Dr. CLAW.”
*heart monitor flatlines*
Tokyo Mickey Mouse died from a suicide pact with Pikachu.
A fanged and horned Donald Duck was seen leaving Allwine’s place with what appears to be powdered sugar all over his hands.
I’m sorry, but I’m not surprised that Mickey Mouse was voiced by some bitch-named hoser. Tony the Tiger and Thurl Ravenscroft are waiting with a baseball bat in the afterlife to welcome Wayne to hell.
Wayne Allwine: “Hey baby, ever fucked a countertenor?”
Russi Allwine: “I licked Tiny Tim’s asshole, once?”
Now it’s time,
to say goodbye,
to the Allwine Family…
M-I-C-K-E-Y
May he R-I-P…
EuroDisney Mickey Mouse died of complications from being mistaken for a Natzee by Brad Pitt.
Th’fuck if I can find a Wilford Brimley tie-in to this.
Muwah haha!
First the Mouse! Then the house he built! I’ll get you yet ABC for cancelling Our House.
[vanishes in cloud of powered sugar]
[replaces Micheal Isner's Gold Bold with lye]
Muwah haha ah a
[kicks in Robert Iger's door wielding gigantic Dinsey rainbow sucker stick licked down to a deadly point]
RI: No Wilford! I hate Disney. And I made Wall-E.
Wilford: Yeah… your cool. Slowly backs out.
What finally put Mr. Allwine down for the count was when his old lady told him “I FUCKING LOVE BEER!”.
[leaves an unconscious Miley Cyrus in room with an eight ball of blow, her naked father, and two fourteen year old boys on ectasy, calls media]
Solo, nobody thought to call me for the Will Smiff / Katrina thread eh?
fuckers
I guarantee whatever tribute the Disney company cooks up will be exceptionally cheesy.
Fuck you I know where the corner is.
D’ya think Allwine ever asked the doctor what kind of a Mickey Mouse operation he was performing?
I call Chodin “Micky” cause he can stick a mic up his ass, no ky.
I bet Speedy is running all “arriba” in Minnie as we speak.
[after the cast of High School Musical gathers in conference room in response to emergency meeting memo, Wilford releases canister of lung herpes into ventilation system]
I will kill you allll lll ll l…
I sure am going to miss ol’ Steamboat Willie.
Walt is convinced the jews are responsible for this.
When Russi rang Noel Blanc for medical advice, he suggested “mouth-to-mouth rethuthitation”.
He was in ‘Sylvester’ mode, you see.
[rolly-eyes face thing]
Why can’t all the kids who sing “It’s a Small World” die?