HOLLYWOOD ACCOUNTING STRIKES AGAIN
05.19.09
(Alt. headline: Mel Gibson another example of the pot calling the kettle Jew?)
Hey, remember that story about LucasFilm refusing to pay residuals to the guy who played Darth Vader, because they said Return of the Jedi hadn’t turned a profit? This story’s kind of like that. Seems Mel Gibson and several film companies have reached an undisclosed settlement with Passion of the Christ co-writer Benedict Fitzgerald, who had sued them for $10 million. Among the screenwriter’s claims:
The screenwriter’s suit claimed Gibson told him the budget for the movie would be in the $4 million to $7 million range, but that it was significantly higher. [Most say about $30 million. -Ed.]
Fitzgerald also claimed that Gibson told him he would not receive any money from the film, but considered it a gift of his faith.
His attorneys also claimed Gibson spent tens of thousands of dollars on his children’s education while filming in Italy and paid a chiropractor $78,000. They contended those expenses lowered payments to Fitzgerald. [THR]
Meanwhile, Passion of the Christ made almost $612 million worldwide. It was the highest-grossing non-English language movie as well as the highest-grossing R-rated movie ever made. But this guy still deserves nothing. He should’ve known what he was getting into. Working with Hollywood types and Jesus freaks? Not getting paid’s the least of your worries, buddy, just be glad your kids didn’t get molested.

He should have known this was going to happen when he read the contract and the S’s were ‘$’ and the T’s were ‘†’.
Gibson’s beard is actually attached to his eyeballs. If you pull it hard enough they pop out of his skull, release and they retract back in whilst his right arm raises in a salute.
Fun Fact: Mel Gibson doesn’t normally have a white spot in his beard. He in fact sucks the life out of anything he touches causing it to wither. Ask Danny Glover.
This is what happens when you don’t use a Jewish agent, stupid.
Tyra Banks is using the same tactics with her latest reality series, Fashion of the Christ.
Where is a screenshot of Jesus riding his firebreathing T Rex to inflict righteous retribution and holy vengeance upon his abusers?
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What, isn’t anything in the Bible true???
The Mighty Feklahr wonders if Nietzsche got histrionic emails from God after God’s sister didn’t get the joke…
that’s what the pope said to those guys who wrote the Bible
God doesn’t care how much money you have when you die. Just how much you have every Sunday when the offering is asked for.
I would have made a good Pope.
What I don’t get is how could he walk on water with holes in his feet.
If he could turn water to wine, how come he couldn’t conjure up a claw hammer and get himself down?
I think Christianity will be out-lived by Jesus Sandals.
After a few drinks, Mel refers to Fitzgerald as Sugar Fitz.
If it wasn’t for Jesus, I couldn’t rock out to Judas Preist.
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he’ll just end up drunk as fuck because fishing fucking sucks.
But Tractor Pulls kick ass, JHC.
Jesus’ favorite TV show is MXC, but he won’t watch it because it’s on Spike.
Yes they do, Pauly. So do Demolition Derbys.
That Roman solider is asking for a hug, and Jesus just gets cross with him.
Mel Gibson to Fitzgerald: My gift is these millions of dollars. Your gift is that I don’t pop you on that pretty little mouth of yours. Now get to writing C2: The Mighty Christ or I’ll let you taste the Hand of Gibson.
I’m religous as fuck.
I get stoned and hammered…JUST LIKE JESUS DID!
New up
You ever watch COPS? Plenty of guys messed on angel dust think they are “the son of god”. As far as we know, this fucking guy could have been strung out on cow pies.
“Meloi, Meloi, lama sabachthani?”
I know I’m an hour late, but I was stuck in a meeting and that line would have been stuck in my head for days if I didn’t type it.
Judging from that pic, looks like Mel asked his stylist to give him the Operation Red Dawn Saddam.