05.04.09 MEGAN FOX TURNS DOWN WONDER WOMAN?
Question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: news schmews, it’s time to prognosticate! If you came here for answers, you’re in the wrong place, bub. Now, who wants to get stabbed in the dark? Ouch, I’m bleeding! Yay!
According to über-sketchy media outlet WENN (whose stories are generally written and formatted like a penis-pill email), Megan Fox has vowed to never play a character as “lame” as Wonder Woman.
Director Joss Whedon is rumoured to be putting together a cast for an upcoming big screen outing for the superhero siren [Editor's Note: I've never heard this rumor, and I traffic in these sorts of things]. Fox is reportedly in the running to play the lead role, but the Transformer star is adamant she will not get involved with the comic book adaptation. She tells British magazine FHM, “She’s lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.” [IMDB via Fark]
Hello, does Star Trek ring a bell? Romulan cloaking devices? (*pushes glasses back up nose*) Anyway, there’s no trace of the quote or anything about Wonder Woman in FHM’s online edition, and WENN appears to be the only source for it. So this whole thing is probably bullsh*t. And let’s face it, Megan Fox has been in two Transformers movies and dates this guy, – something tells me she isn’t the harshest judge of what is and isn’t lame.
I would let this clip F me without lube.
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MEGAN FOX TURNS DOWN WONDER WOMAN?
Megan Fox, however, would not turn down anal. Read this and much much more in my upcoming novel, Things I Yank Myself To While Holding Back the Shame.
Like you dorks aren’t writing the same damn books.
Yes, Burnsy, except my version of the book contains one very thick page.
I wonder how that would look with some saddlebags.
Me to Megan in the banner pic: Let’s go Butt.
The Mighty Feklahr would like to contend a point in your post regarding Romulan cloaking devices:
-A typical cloaking device would in fact render the inhabitants of the craft invisible as well. (ie: You don’t see Him in the captain’s seat
with His pants around His ankleswhen Grethor is cloaked, but you often see Wonder Woman depicted in the COCKPIT of the Invisible Jet.)-Only Romulans would use a Romulan cloaking devices.
-Only a baktag like Lince would cite Romulan cloaking devices over Klingon cloaking devices. Hell, even the qovlpathing cloaking device on the USS Defiant is better that a Romulan cloaking device…WE ARE TALKING FEDERATION SPACE TRASH! Guy’cha!
WENN will Vince not be lying in the banner of his Megan Fox articles?
Fek, not it off with the sexy talk.
Does that model come with a sidecar for my giant sack of roofies?
*knock*
Romulan in italics (Romulan) is pronounced much like Jerry Seinfeld saying, “Hello…Neuman.”
(actually, in retrospect, He thinks the best, “Hello…Neuman.”, was done by Jerry’s mom. BOOSH!)
Who’s there?
Ya think she’ll fall for the ol’ banana-in-the-tailpipe, trick?
Listen, bitch. I’m not going back to jerking it to Lynda Carter, you hear me?
Sweet body on that hog.
NEW UP!
I have to agree with Wonder Woman being kind of lame. sure her Amazonian origin is cool, but what is an Amazon chick but a huge bitch i’d want to become a sex slave to anyway?
Wait is the invisibale car a robot? no? that so lame
right, and she’s filming a comic book movie right now, Jonah Hex, so whatevs.
but Wonder Woman is pretty lame.
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