MEGAN FOX HAS A THEORY
05.11.09
Megan Fox revealed her theory about High School Musical (which she was clearly developing on the set of Transformers above – so pensive!) in a recent interview with Esquire.
“Let me tell you what it’s really about. ‘High School Musical’ is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved,” the ‘Transformers’ beauty says. Fox adds, “You have to get stoned and watch it.” [Popeater]
Hmm, something tells me this isn’t the first time a girl who gets filmed rolling around in her underwear had a theory about molestation… In related news, I got molested by a basketball coach once. He dribbled everywhere. Ow, shut up, I was already leaving.
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more shit comes out of her mouth than her ass, which is why i put my tongue in the latter
Clearly the dude working on the chopper in the background is either gay or fucking the exhaust pipe to not be slobbering all over himself.
I wonder how many takes they had to do to get pony tail man to look away.
fuck you.
Here’s my theory about Megan Fox: She was created by two nerdy teens on an ’80s vintage IBM clone while Oingo Boingo played in the background.
I have a theory that Megan Fox and Quentin Tarantino would make a great couple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OJSm6OdPhs.
I have a theory about Megan Fox’s tattoos — she really regrets them.
Zac Efron says: It’s not molestation if you like it.
She has thrilled me with her acumen. I think the least gay thing in the history of High School Musical is Megan Fox talking about it.
If this bitch ever dresses like a Vulcan and goes to a Star Trek Con, we might have to make more room in the boiler room!
Yo Megs, what do the Transformers movies really mean? I have a theory that they’re about giant robots and explosions.
It’s true. Too bad they already named a movie The Basketball Diaries.
Don’t listen to her, she also has this weird idea that the entire Wizard of Oz is some kind of allegory for populism and the plight of the American workforce.
*circles finger around temple and makes cuckoo noises*
Michael Bay should consider calling the movie “Transformers: Megan Fox in different hot outfits.”
My theory is they should deal with being molested like the rest of us:
Make an account on a movie blog under the screen name “Chodin”.
I have other theories about that banner pic, but it will require a higher res image and a gamma correction filter to be sure. Please email me here:
(points to crotch)
My theory about Megan Fox is that if you squeeze tight enough, the screaming will stop as soon as the breathing does.
Hmmm. Group of boys being molested by a basketball coach, Zac Efron, little girlfriends with beards and all set to music you can sing along to. Sexy, but it’s been done already. It’s called any “Disney’s Sing-A-Long Songs”.
Had that really been the plot to High School Musical, I wouldn’t feel so guilty that I beat-off to it.
When Megan rides her chopper, she wears a t-shirt that on the back says, “If you can read this, the luckiest middle aged man in the world fell off”.
It’s pretty tiny lettering.
She’s got a fantastic exhaust pipe.
Something tells me her time spent with Shia LeBeouf helped firm this theory up significantly.
Brett Ratner is in the wrong profession.
She said the same thing about ‘Ernest Goes to Camp’.
Shia Labeouf isn’t gay. Megan does say that he constantly threw away her leg razor and offering her twinkies.
She’s not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe again.