05.01.09 FRI FREE FOR ALL: I JUST .GIFFED MY PANTS

Yeah. Ummm. I gotta go now.

I think he’s trying to get rid of the ladies too, but for different reasons.

I’m gonna shake it up and see if I can get her to fight my porn.

I got ten bucks on the black midget.

Hey, if you gotta go shake hands with the little man in the boat (I honestly have no clue what you ladies call it) then feel free. I’m not judging.

That’s funny. I’ve seen hookers that are addicted to smack do that very thing in a constant loop. Not that she’s a hooker. She’d fuck me for free if I could just meet her one time. I’m sure of it.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m spent. See you bird rapists later.

Megan, you wipe your ass up the river, never across the street and down your leg.

Hey Vance, you know what would be totally awesome? If the “MEGAN FOX NAKED” wasn’t the first part of your little tag, so that when my boss comes over to my computer, he doesn’t see a tab with “MEGAN FOX NAKED”.

When you’re over 30 and still single, people already wonder. I don’t need the help.

Too late! Cosmic dinosaurs got her!

I have a feeling I’m going to set a new record to times beating off to an endless loop. Sorry, Groundhog Day, but you knew this time was going to come eventually.

I’m extremely disappointed that whomever made that animation did not name it “Mobius_Strip.GIF”

Is that actually her leg she’s stroking? I’d imagine when she stands up the leg would still be left there, like a gag from Top Secret.

She is something else though.

Like I said, this is why the aliens are coming. Er, visiting.

If I was near Megan Fox I’d Jiff my pants and hope she has an unnatural love for nuts.

Really Vinky? Couldn’t you find one of her eating popcorn? Perhaps upside down, maybe on a piano?

HA - now, because of the number of tabs open, I have “MEGAN FOX NAKED IS AL”.

STOP IT!!

She’d be perfect if she had a cock.

After an hour or two of watching the gif I clicked on the photos to the right, one of which has the caption of her saying she thought she was the coolest kid in school. Hey everybody, we can relax–the hottest chick on the planet was popular as a teen. That’s a relief!

Also continually moving?

(points to crotch)

So, after watching the .gif for a while, I keep waiting for a crazy threat against Harry Potter.

Speaking of Harry Potter, I wonder if that gif is what a porno mag is like in their world.

nah in harry potter, her coat would move back using…. MAGIC