MEET THE REAL-LIFE WOLVERINE
05.05.09Meet this guy. This guy saw Wolverine and was inspired to build himself some functioning Wolverine claws. And by “functioning,” I mean he can stab cardboard boxes with them. In the event of a box invasion, he’d be the first one I’d call. In the meantime, something tells me he won’t have to worry about too much box around him, gnome sayin?
His friends call him “Jackman.” Ha, just kidding, great work, buddy.
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Masturbation finally gets exciting again!
In two years, this guy and Sexman will found Skynet.
In the event of a box invasion, I don’t think it’ll be my claws doin’ the stabbing, know what I’m sayin’? *nudge* *nudge*
(it’ll be my dick)
Just always throw rock and never throw paper and you’ll do fine against this guy.
He’s going to be disappointed when all his hard work is defeated by a guy holding a couple earth magnets.
I heard the Xavier Academy isn’t even nationally accredited.
That’s odd, his mutant healing factor sure didn’t soak up that disruptor blast!
His mom’s taste in furniture leaves a lot to be desired.
n’up
I really hope there is a confused 911 phone call in his near future
“… I swear I thought she was a Sentinel!”
hey stop making fun of my son, he’s just a very special boy… WITH A NEED TO KICK SOME ASS
He also has the mutant power of going to bed with no desert for ruining his moms good knives.
*Dessert.
This was much better than his home made Gambit with the mop handle and the deck of cards. The cardboard box won in that video.