MARVEL PLANNING ‘DEADPOOL’ MOVIE
05.06.09Variety today reports that Fox is planning a Deadpool movie, a spinoff of Wolverine starring Ryan Reynolds’ character, making semi-official the speculation based on the ending of Wolverine. What the hell does that mean? See the spoiler-y explanation after the jump (though keep in mind this is Wolverine we’re talking about here, it’s kind of hard to spoil a movie about a guy with claws).
Even the critics screening back on April 29th featured a final post-credits ending of Deadpool’s arm reaching out from the rubble of the final battle, and grabbing his severed head. The head’s eyes open wide, and the mouth — which had been fused shut earlier in a significant plot point: Deadpool was a wiseass and Colonel Striker hated his jokes so sewed his mouth shut — is now open, and says “SHHHHH!” Deadpool is a fan-fave character, but his treatment in Wolverine is highly non-canon; he gets given all the powers of every mutant for the final battle. This ending suggests a more accurate sequel since, in the comics, Deadpool signs up for mutant duty in order to cure his cancer, and this is totally unmentioned in the film. [DeadlineHollywood]
Awesome. Hey, maybe the next spinoff could be called “Craft Services Guy” about a mutant who can make crustless sandwiches materialize out of thin air. Starring? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. No, go ahead, keep making these, Fox. Don’t let the fact that people didn’t seem to like the first all that much slow you down. FULL SPEED AHEAD. FOX EXECS LIVE LIFE A QUARTER-MILE AT A TIME! OOH-WHA-A AA-AA!


When I drink too much I get dead pole.
Am I the only one who thought of Clint Eastwood when I read “Deadpool movie”?
So this ISN’T about William Shatner’s back yard?
Most nerds are pissed that, deadpool was a ninja assasin who was a total dick and a smart-ass, but in wolverine, they made him some dude who wasn’t a ninja who shot lazers from his eyes.
I’ll hold them down if you guys beat them up.
My license plate says “DeadCool”. I still never get laid.
Al, no.
Stone, godamitIwasgointhere!
Nom, OK.
This about Natalie Wood?
Serious question time. Didn’t Marvel start their own production studio? Why the fuck does Fox keep getting to make this shit?
/commence with fart jokes
This about the puke in Bon Scott’s bed?
Is this movie about birthday parties at Tommy Lee’s house?
Dead Pull is sort of like a stranger except instead of sitting on your hand til it’s numb and masturbating, you, well just go to 4chan or something awful, you’ll get the picture….by right clicking and saving.
If I don’t get a Jubilee movie soon, well, I’ll have bought all this glitter for nothing.
I avoided the Tommy Lee joke on purpose. Unless that kid was an alcoholic, of course – then my decision would have been pointless.
Is this a movie about Tom Mees?
Is this about my 4th grade Birfday pool party?
See, cuz nobody came.
[cuts arm]
I STILL FEEL!!!
Speaking of Dead Pool, Pauly wins with Dom DeLuise, Bea Arthur and lasting complications from a 69.
This isn’t about Rick Burgess’ kid is it. Because that would be just plain classless.
Unless it was on Lifetime.
Do we really need a movie about the lead singer of Drowning Pool?
“…semi official…speculation…” = Trade mag.
With the amount of semen I’ve flushed in my lifetime, I guess this will be about my toilet?
I’m kidding ladies. I wouldn’t do that disgusting stuff.
I do it in the shower.
I concur. I only do that in J’s shower, too.
I hear the Merc with the Mouth will battle Jimmy Hart the Mouth of the South.
I’d like to think that if I had a personal trainer, a personal chef, and didn’t have a job that I could look like Ryan.
Then I realize I would feel bad for not spending time with my
Xboxkids and know I make the right choice every day by being lazy.“Dead pool” is what Michael Phelps calls a “cashed bowl.”
Is this film a biography of Greg Louganis?
Reggie Bush calls Kim Kardashian the Turk with the Mouth…and the elephant ass.
I think Deadpool is when you prop up a corpse in your passenger seat so you can use the HOV lane.
/What? I got places to be.
Why couldn’t they have Ryan Reynolds holding the guns sideways with Eminem and spare me the agony?
Reggie calls Kim by yelling “who wants Twinkies? And cock?”
No no sillly inkyPee! That was Diving and Dicks.
Deadpool would appear to have hyperhidrosis from the size of the underarm mesh on his suit.
We spend the first hour watching Deadpool try to show other heroes the “brain” or the “goat”
Can Glamour Shots make me look like that?
*rifles through closet for board shorts*
Wait, I need to dry off my screen, as I just licked that picture.
My shorts are board… stiff from my crust collection!
So, um, hey Vince. I like looking at ripped men as much as the next guy (Crappy), but can we maybe get some gratuitous side boob or maybe just a hint of camel toe in the next post?
smoochesHand pounds, JHC.I still say the movie would have been better if it were just two hours worth of slapstick comedy as Wolverine is constantly maimed, only to heal and endure more.
Also, boobs. Boobs would have made it better.
So is it worth seeing? Is it Ang Lee’s Hulk bad?
Patrick Swayze is No.1 in my dead pool.
J, maybe worth a Netflix spot just to see, but I wouldn’t pay to see it again. I’d put it on par with X-Men 3 as far as bad comic book movies go.
Wow. That’s pretty shitty. That’s too bad. I honestly was hoping this would be good. There are a hell of a lot of good characters, but if they cheesed it up, it’s pointless. Thanks for bringing me down Donk. Dick.
*kicks caterpillar into street, air humps and winks at chino*
Ripped men?! Where!?
[Pulls front of t-shirt over head, gets toddler naked, runns off helicoptering dick]
i’ll go see it in the movie theaters it’s been a long time since i’ve scoffed and rolled my eyes at a movie
I saw the trailer J, if you can’t make something not look like a turd medley in a trailer, it’s gotta be shit.
boobs up
New up w/ BOOOOOOBIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!
Dang bex, must’ve been a while since you’ve seen a movie.