LEONARD NIMOY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
05.11.09This week’s Saturday Night Live featured a surprise appearance on Weekend Update by Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Leonard Nimoy – who looks pretty damn good for 78. The segment wasn’t really funny, but it did include Leonard Nimoy saying “dickhead,” which was nice. Though I think he may have been referring to Quinto, who apparently tried to fashion his hair into a penis. He does that with everything.
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Lince, have you become One?
The Mighty Feklahr will assume this is Lince’s way of apologizing to Him for that Punisher/Eminem post.
“Zachary and I wanted to come out tonight and address the long-time fans of Star Trek.”
Well, that sentence ended differently than I was expecting.
Zachary Quinto has a 69 o’clock shadow.
Am i correct in assuming that when this happened live, Fek had his penis in his hand and was clinching the tip to prolong his orgasm?
So was i.
I cried when Timberlake and Samberg did the “Fuck your Mother” song.
Partly because it was really funny, but mostly because I’ve been fucking your Moms for years. Right under your noses.
He wishes He could see this vid…He owuld like to know if Nimoy goes retro with the “Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, or if He goes neo-space-hippie-retro and jams out with that girl playing a hubcap (a la “Way to Eden”)!
Of all the hairstyles I have ever met, his was the most WTF.
Am I the only one who thinks “Two in the pink. Two in the stink” every time someone does that Vulcan salute?
When reached for comment, George Takei said, “Hoo boy, that’s gay.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIGhXKVc3Ik&feature=related
Dor sho gha! Space hippies! Get a job you black footed assholes!
Even though most of the skits were rehashes, I thought SNL was pretty funny for the most part. Kristen Wiig’s crazy Chicago/Minneapolis accented Target checker had me rolling.
LEONARD NIMOY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Shit! When I first read that post I thought he had finally degraded to stripping (puts away roll of 1′s disappointingly).
I really like the Kingon commercials. *finger guns temple*
tlhap jIH a whopper!!!
Everything up to the Somali pirate sketch was quality. And why would the pirate sketch be lousy, you ask? That’s right, Kenan Thompson.
So…uh…that Quinto kid sure is a sharp dresser…
I don’t know where they found that Ciara bitch at, but she was fucking terrible without a pole.
Quinto spells Fascinating with two S’s
Zachary Quinto always fashions his mashed potatoes into the shape of a penis and looks at it meaningfully.
Zachary Quinto doesn’t find anything wrong with the way he pronounces “icicles”.
The most authentically Iowan part of the whole movie was little Kirk getting yelled at by his mom’s boyfriend.
Especially if “off-planet” means “In the hospital after falling down the stairs again”.
Oh, and I really don’t know where they found that “canyon” in Iowa where Kirk dumped that car. The biggest hole in the ground in Iowa is the sand/gravel quarry north of Lone Tree.
Consequently, the biggest hole in the WALL is Candyland.
BTK, He can talk “Trek” and “Iowa” all day. You guys better hope Lince has a new post up soon.
Fek, the biggest hole in Iowa is your mom. Now go fetch me a beer before I gotta take the belt to ya.
I was thinking the same thing about the canyon, Fek, but that was definitely a quarry.
*cowers in corner wetting himself*
I mean, I’m just sayin. I knew that scene was coming having seen it in the preview and was thinking the same thing about there being no canyons in Iowa. But you could tell it was a quarry because there were those cut marks in the rock and it was all perfectly dug out like a quarry.
It weren’t no quarry in Iowa? Know how He knows? There weren’t no fat rednecks standing around by big, smokey, fumey trucks chewing their tobacco!
Change that first ? to a !
I’m going to see Star Trek today. In honor of Leonard Nimoy, I’ve glued pointy ears to my wang [I call it "Mr. Cock"]. Needless to say, both of us are really pumped to see the film.