Comments on: KEYBOARD GATO EES TOO SLEEPY

By: Sir Nigel

Sir Nigel — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:36:15 +0000

Lindsey Lohan was offered the role of the kitty in “Keyboard Cat: The Musical” but she wouldn’t accept until the character was fleshed out and got more lines.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 28 May 2009 01:04:21 +0000

There should be a Nobel prize for racism.

By: Oski

Oski — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:50:26 +0000

He was originally intended to be Speedy Gonzalez’s antagonist, but somebody at Warners thought Sylvester, El Gringo Pussygato, was a better foil than a sleepy, lazy and drunk cat.

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:23:58 +0000

So some bitch was giving a guy head in a parked car outside my office and 1 of the 7 cops in this town happened to walk by. Just thought I would share. This shit is hilarious.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:20:16 +0000

For Americans, one scratching post is good enough for a maximum of six cats. In Mexico, it services between twelve and twenty.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:19:57 +0000

Mexican Cats ask “purr favor”.

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:15:51 +0000

The Mexican Danny Trejo is Danny Treow? Fuck it. I tried and failed.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:12:08 +0000

Mexican Cat will leave dead birds at your doorstep.

But only to show you he isn’t fucking around.

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:01:40 +0000

Burnsy says: That settles it, Volcano tacos for lunch it is.

I’m feeling that with those cheesy fiesta potatos

By: Late80sRapStar

Late80sRapStar — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:59:41 +0000

i got my Mexican Cat from a Home Depot parking lot