Comments on: KATHERINE HEIGL STILL AMERICA’S SWEETHEART

By: DrAndonuts

DrAndonuts — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:38:41 +0000

If we can be honest, I think that the co-star of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory should get what she wants.

Burnsy — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:01:31 +0000

In fairness, Katherine calls her tits an ensemble cast.

Stone Soup — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:52:23 +0000

Katherine Heigl is the $72 Zombie Movie of Hollywood actresses.

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:43:19 +0000

So she won’t be in Valentine’s Day. She could still be in Steak & Blowjobs Day.

Crapbasket — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:38:10 +0000

^ generous like that

Crapbasket — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:36:46 +0000

I wouldn’t give her the time of day, but I would give her my dick in her can.

Crapbasket — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:35:14 +0000

Aren’t Heigls exercises for your snatch?

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:34:20 +0000

To be fair, Ashton Kutcher also asked for $3 million. It was touch-and-go for a bit there until he decided to part with Oriental Avenue too.

Stinky Peet — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:33:45 +0000

…such big names as Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Shirley MacLaine and Bradley Cooper.

o/` one of these things is not like the others o/`

Goddamn, but I love me a good Sesame Street riddle…

JHC — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:32:33 +0000

Man, that last post was a fucking train wreck. I’m still light headed from that marathon flogging my dick just took from that last thread.