Just in case you needed proof that we’re raising a generation of pussies, here’s Spike Jonze modeling a Where the Wild Things Are mask for a child, who refuses to come inside until he takes it off. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the kid’s scared of my favorite book as a kid. After all, this is a generation raised on abstinent rockstars, abstinent vampires*, and basketball teams who don’t actually play basketball but sing super-gay songs about it. If some old man tried to pull this crap on me when I was a kid, I would’ve kicked him in the nuts and rocked out to Slayer.
*They’re vampires, dammit! Sex-crazed minions of Satan!
I want more like this!
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