Comments on: BUZZ FROM INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS PREMIERE

By: an old gentleman

an old gentleman — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:37:50 +0000

I can’t wait till Bob and Harvey fall on their collective fat ass’s. If there's one thing Kevin Smith has done right, it was make Zack and Miri a flop. If there's two things he's done right it's made Zack and Miri a flop and

By: snake_plissken

snake_plissken — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:48:44 +0000

You know whose opinion means less than dogshit with AIDS? Anyone that works at the Guardian.

By: JessicaD

JessicaD — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:01:39 +0000

So Total Film had a cat fight over this? My sadness is that Tarantino is still with the Weinstein bastards. That studio is on its last legs and these douchebags are freaking tards when it comes to promoting their movies. If you don’t remember for Grindhouse they had interviews in Vanity Fair and I think even Vogue. Yeah, that’s your demographic…

I can’t wait till Bob and Harvey fall on their collective fat ass’s.

By: ghost of winona ryder

ghost of winona ryder — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:55:56 +0000

Ironically, the whole Holocaust was founded on a secretarial typo. Hitler really hated juice.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:50:57 +0000

Meanwhile, Neo-Nazi review site ‘Halt! Hammerzeit!’ call it an absolute revizionist piece of unbelievable garbage. “Like ‘Valkryie’ only less tragic”.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:48:06 +0000

…that the applause at the end was muted at best says a lot.

As the noon screening ended, the film was met with rapturous applause…

There’s only one way to settle this – light sabers at dusk!

By: Vodka

Vodka — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:46:05 +0000

U2 wouldn’t be where they are today had they stuck with their originally titled album, achtung-achtung-ach-mein-Gott atrocious.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:45:04 +0000

Crapmount Times: I’d rather be caught jerking dicks at a Central Park bathroom inglorious hole than see this again.

Peeville Gazette: Inglorious Basterds is a fitting title. If I fathered this film I’d abandon it too.

Shittown Express: AHHHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE CUT OUT MY EYES!!!!!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:42:32 +0000

So basically what I’m gleaming from these reviews is that I should go see it expecting a Quentin Tarantino movie and nothing else? You got it, snobs.

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:26:21 +0000

Hollywood Reporter: He didn’t make the same movie. Change is scary.
BBC: Americans are fat, even in their production of movies. *Dry Wit*
Guardian: My armrest was broken and my ex-wife just got the house and the dog. Life is hard.