Comments on: IF KENNY POWERS WAS A BITCH http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:15:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198297 Erswi Fri, 29 May 2009 13:11:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198297 Okie dokie then. Thanks for the help there from the offices of Dooter, Panda, and Durst Attorneys at Drunk. Okie dokie then. Thanks for the help there from the offices of Dooter, Panda, and Durst Attorneys at Drunk.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198296 RoboPanda Fri, 29 May 2009 05:45:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198296 "Virtually rape free" just means nobody's been virtual-reality raped here since '07. Grandma's (Bryce's) old fashioned folksy one-on-one rape is just one of the services we currently and frequently provide here, now and in perpetuity. Oh, and speaking of our recent derth of virtual rape . . . *I put on my robe and wizard hat* “Virtually rape free” just means nobody’s been virtual-reality raped here since ’07. Grandma’s (Bryce’s) old fashioned folksy one-on-one rape is just one of the services we currently and frequently provide here, now and in perpetuity.

Oh, and speaking of our recent derth of virtual rape . . .

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198294 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Fri, 29 May 2009 04:23:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198294 I thought it meant that Film Drunk offers 'Free virtual rape'. Dang ... guess I should stop ramming this Conky doll up my butt... :( I thought it meant that Film Drunk offers ‘Free virtual rape’.

Dang … guess I should stop ramming this Conky doll up my butt…

:(

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198293 TengoDooter Fri, 29 May 2009 04:17:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198293 Vince, If you don't mind, let me field this one. "Virtually rape free since 2007" simply means that no one (male or female) who is virtuous, or "with virtue" if you will, has been raped within the physical confines of, or as a result of association with Filmdrunk or parent company Uproxx since January 1, 2007. FilmDrunk and parent company Uproxx as a public service do wish to notify our customers that Pauly's probation will end on Dec. 31, 2009 and we will not be held liable for any incidents that occur after that date. Vince,

If you don’t mind, let me field this one.

“Virtually rape free since 2007″ simply means that no one (male or female) who is virtuous, or “with virtue” if you will, has been raped within the physical confines of, or as a result of association with Filmdrunk or parent company Uproxx since January 1, 2007.

FilmDrunk and parent company Uproxx as a public service do wish to notify our customers that Pauly’s probation will end on Dec. 31, 2009 and we will not be held liable for any incidents that occur after that date.

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198291 Erswi Fri, 29 May 2009 03:54:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198291 Just one quick thing for Vince n reference to the main page's description. . . define <i>virtually.</i> Just one quick thing for Vince n reference to the main page’s description. . . define virtually.

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198290 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Fri, 29 May 2009 03:53:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198290 Amy Squirrel kept her married name after the divorce. When she marries her ex-husband's former sidekick/best friend in Morocco later this year, she'll be known as Amy Mole. Amy Squirrel kept her married name after the divorce. When she marries her ex-husband’s former sidekick/best friend in Morocco later this year, she’ll be known as Amy Mole.

]]> By: brikz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198289 brikz Fri, 29 May 2009 03:25:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198289 East, Brown, & Down is the story of the decline of the NY Knicks under Isaiah Thomas. East, Brown, & Down is the story of the decline of the NY Knicks under Isaiah Thomas.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198288 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Fri, 29 May 2009 02:25:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198288 Amy Squirts is my favorite female ejaculation porn star. Amy Squirts is my favorite female ejaculation porn star.

]]> By: Sir Nigel http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198287 Sir Nigel Fri, 29 May 2009 01:29:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198287 Army Squirrel was my favorite GI Joe. I think he's the Wayans. Army Squirrel was my favorite GI Joe. I think he’s the Wayans.

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/if-kenny-powers-was-a-bitch#comment-198285 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Fri, 29 May 2009 01:11:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14144#comment-198285 Amy Squirrel better enjoy stuffing nuts in her mouth... Fuck it. I'm done. Amy Squirrel better enjoy stuffing nuts in her mouth…

Fuck it. I’m done.

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