Somewhere around 9:30 this morning it apparently became gay day on FilmDrunk. I tried to fight it at first, but at this point I might as well just spread my cheeks and accept it. This one’s called Humpday. It’s an indie comedy from Lynn Shelton starring mumblecore dude Mark Duplass. It’s about two straight friends who bone each other to win an amateur porn contest. Hilarity ensues. I imagine the conflict is over which one of them will get to be the top, the key logistical concern in any man-on-man showdown. I happen to be powerbottom, myself. (*kisses biceps*)
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Too many jokes. Should’ve sent a poet.
The Humpty Dance is yo’ chance tohumpyourfriend’sbutt!
Ugh, do it baby!
Zack and Marty Make a Porno
Wow. Two Jodie Foster references in a day. It is gay day.
*hops up onto pinball machine, applies chapstick, waits*
Wait, so you can win prizes for gay sex? Chodin was telling the truth.
I’d rather take sloppy seconds on Chodin’s hotpocket than fuck my best friend. He’s too hairy for my liking.
For the average Filmdrunkard, missionary with a peer of the opposite sex with no toys in his bedroom in private is unique.
There is no way that^ covers everything.
@Burnsy–you can win prizes, but only if you fuck a pinata.
Since my “movie” viewing is limited to trailers on FD, I’m not sure who the actor with the beard is but he looks like the love child of Zack Galifianakis and Chris Elliot.
@fulOA–”Toys?” They’re called action figures, chief, and my bedroom is the safest place for them, according to my mom.
/so. very. lonely.
[wanders in smelling of dog shit and looking like regret epitomized]
…
I’m not sure the writer really gets the definition of the word ‘straight’. Unless this movie is going to spend 75% of its time in exposition explaining how there’s no other way than to fuck your best friend’s butthole, I’m just not going to believe it.
It’s not gay if you don’t get any cum in you. On you is fine because it’s good for your skin. In you is definitely gay.
i wonder which movie will make me more uncomfortable this one or the jimcarrey/ewan mcgreggor one
Do they get glow in the dark condoms and play “Lightsaber Duel”?
Dear Diary,
Well, I finally watched ‘Trailer Park Boys’ and hoo boy it was a hoot!!rotfjo!!
I can’t believe it, ut Gay Gay Abrams has saved the Star Trek franchise. Whooda thot!LOLZXYVZ!!
Butt secks ain’t so bad!!seepingbloodfrommyasshole!!ZOMG!!
Uh…errrr…is what that one guy told Him about that time…
GRRR…MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE!!!
Yeah, Chodin says you win a prize for gay sex. Catch is, you have to reach in his ass like a cereal box for it.
Dor sho gha! Jennifer Connolly must be Darth Maul!
The wolfman looks like he can fuck real good.
I didn’t want to do it but first prize was a special-edition version of ‘Spartacus’. I couldn’t pass that up!
Catch is, you have to reach in his ass like a cereal box for it.
…hoping you don’t get a whistle or a bird call.*
* joke (c)George Carlin estate
The prize would need to be something AWESOME, like a free dinner at Applebees or something.
Looks like we found Duke’s prom committee.
It’s way far in there too, Pauly. Check out this cool rape whistle I got! whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I give up.
Get it? Cuz she did that ass2ass scene? Implying a double dildo…and Darth Maul’s lightsaber is like a double lightsaber…
Fuck it…
Chodin’s gay porn name is Forrest Hump, because his ass is like a box of chocolates…
I had almost forgotten about the word “hump” as a euphemism for sex until two weeks ago. My wife and I were watching Ultimate Fighter, and the one guy in the house that we suspected of being gay claimed he’d “humped tons of women”.
because his ass is like a box of chocolates…
There’s lots of nuts in it?
Donk-cream filling
HEY! Wherethefuckdidmypostgo?
because his ass is like a box of chocolates…
All cream filled, no cherry.
I just got that rape whistle joke! ROFLKOTAL!
What hump?
If Guy Who Says New Up ever shows up again, tell him he’s fired. Bummers.
The Mighty Feklahr’s gay porn name is “Peter South”.
because his ass is like a box of chocolates…
Because he only fucks Black guys?
My ex wife fucked my straight best friend and won a prize – my furniture.
n’up
But they don’t cum in a box…
Humping B. Humping was the name of my tap dance instructor in grade school.
Every day is Humpday for Quasimodo :(
and Vince’s mom.
When I want to talk porn with my buddies while we’re around prudes (our wives), our codeword for Double Penetration is Bactrian Cameling.
Ya know what, Raders? We should gas up the van and go get Stoney an early Krs’mas present:
His ex-wife’s head on a pike.
Who’s got a pike? Do they have them at Wal Mart?
Hey
JBubbles, keep Conky the fuck away from me![finally one of the cool kids]
The Mighty Feklahr might be worried about handling Stoney’s Ex-Wife’s decapitated head, but luckily direct blood contact is the one way you CAN’T get AIDS.
He ain’t touchin’ any of that bitch’s toilet seats, tho!
Fek, I know a Chinese guy who sells them. We call him pike Lee.
*hugs Crappy*
*looks Crap in the eyes face-to-face, laughs menacingly*
Holy fuck boys, someone from Canadia needs to explain just what in the fuck Chicken Chips are.
*Captain Pike rolls in with Stoney’s-ex-wife’s severed head on his lap*
Dor sho gha! Captain, did you kill her already?
*blink*
Guy’cha!
Fuck you! I’ll toss your ass back in that fucking swamp you little fuck!!
I can die now, knowing my life was complete;
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Pike Lee, huh? Where do you get your kosher goods, then…
From the Mashgiach, and not at wholesale prices, that’s for sure.
Note to self: add “Yiddish” to list of things that durst a post.
OY GEVALTDOR SHO GHA!I’ve dursted a few posts in my time, if by durst you mean “sat on”.
People who say “true beauty is on the inside” have never used a glass dildo.
J – “chicken chips”? Are you stoned? Or am I?
Never heard of ‘em.
Brett Ratner + Fake Beard = “Mike Duplass”, gay porn star.
Convenient!
Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly says: “Humpday is buoyed aloft by sex and laugh bubbles!”
Lisa Schwarzbaum sounds like she’s a gay man trapped in a frumpy air-headed Jew-bitch’s body.
I’m too lazy to take the trouble to email this to lance but you might want to check out the trailer for Iron Skies, some other Indie film with less buttsex but more nazi’s…I call it an even tradeoff. I know mancini gets touchy about linkposting so you can just google that shit*. Or not.
*Google that shit is a great euphemism for buttsex, actually.
Somewhere around 9:30 this morning it apparently became gay day on FilmDrunk.
It’s just another Man-Gay Monday.
(ooh-oh whooa)
Wish it were Cum-day.
(ooh-oh whooa)
That’s my fun day.
(ooh-oh whooa)
Punt you in the cunt day.
(ooh-oh whooa)
It’s just another Man-Gay Monday.
“Humpday Dumpday sat on ay wawl” – Forrest Hump
In the third grade I declared it “Humpday,” and long story short…..some kids made me hump a door knob