GRR, ALIENS ON A SPACESHIP! – UPDATE
05.28.09G4 recently debuted this trailer for Pandorum, starring Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid…
…as two spacemen who awaken aboard their ship with no memory of their mission or identities. The film opens in theaters on September 4th, 2009.
So, aliens on a spaceship, huh? How many times have we made this movie now? I realize there aren’t any new concepts, but at least maybe we could combine old ones? Like maybe they’re on a spaceship full of aliens… and one of the aliens has to tell his parents he’s gay. Or maybe they’re on a spaceship full of aliens… and they entertain the nazis by playing the flute.
UPDATE: Ufford over at WarmingGlow just alerted me to the presence of Cam Gigandet. That confirms it, this will suck. Cam Gigandet = suck. It’s science.
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As long as they don’t open the ship, they should be okay.
This would be a hundred times better if they awoke in a semi-trailer full of illegal aliens and donkey semen leaking from their asses.
A movie about an alien that has to entertain Nazis with a flute could also be called Pandorum.
This would be a hundred times better if they awoke in a semi-trailer full of illegal aliens and donkey semen leaking from their asses.
When do you want to start filming?
It’s got that guy in it! The one who was on drugs in that movie and Tim Allen. Where he was out west, a mutant maybe. Mutant vampire? That doesn’t sound righ- Oh hey look, there’s a bird outside.
SHITTER’S FU…huh? Dor sho gha! WHo fucking casts DENNIS Quaid these days???
Oh, and Lince, next time you need some outer space material, feel free to look Him up. (Still tied up in your shower.)
I’m surrounded by ATLiens all the time. The key is to not look at them at stoplights, even though you want to figure out what that godawful rattling sound is. Hint: they didn’t secure their license plate when they decided to install 9 14″ subs in their damn trunk.
So…do they jack it in zero-g or what?
Amnesia? How will they ever figure out that love is the final element!?
SPOILER ALERT
They wake up with the taste of kool-aid in their mouths and it turns out the spaceship is hiding behind Hale-Bopp.
Re-vent Horizon
Dude! IT’S A TRAP!
I can relate to being changed by aliens after being around them for a while. When I one up my wife or kids in an argument, I yell QAPLAH! for shit’s sake.
If you woke up on a spaceship, had no memory, and realized you’re the poorman’s Scott Caan, you’d be scared too.
J-it’s ok, I have my MMORPG friends saying “Qaplah!” and “Dor sho gha!” as well. It’s infectious, you forshak-hut dwelling yIntagh.
Strange, J. Although lately I’ve been catching myself pumping my septic tank into my neighbor’s yard.
So it’s ok I exclaim “FUCK MIKE!” on a regular basis now?
ps I don’t know any Mikes. Probably a good thing.
pps I wish my boss’s name was Mike.
Vaguely familiar new up.
Al, you could name one of your Armada vessels Mike. You know, that way when the mood strikes, you can scream it from the rooftops. Or wherever.
What about a movie where the aliens are pedophiles? We could call it Preda… Umm? Handonum?
I see you all gave up on making a RoboPanda / santorum joke too.
More like Pan-boredom.
*flicks cigarette, sips Starbucks coffee”