05.04.09 WE GET IT, MEGAN FOX IS PRETTY
Subtle.
So Esquire’s Greg Williams shot this video, “Good Morning, Megan Fox,” with the digital HD Red One camera, and I’m posting it, even though it offends me that they think I’m this easy to pander to. And that it works. See everyone? She’s totally “A Guy’s Girl!” She drinks beer and eats barbecue and drives cars! She’s just like you and me and your stupid friends, but with visible camel toe! Oh, and she and her camel toe get paid to hang out all day by the pool. I mostly just get the cops called on me. Well excuuuse me, I didn’t know your pool was so exclusive. Settle down, Hitler, it’s a free country.
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WE GET IT, MEGAN FOX IS PRETTY
Looks to me like that camel has a bad case of plantar fasciitis.
The Mighty Feklahr goes coo-coo for camel toe!
Is this woman where the popular term “Fox” originated? I’ve been hearing it used in common vernacular recently.
Just the other night me and Megs were drinking Schlitz and farting to scare the dog. Yup, that Megan Fox is just like us.
Sorry, but I’m just not that impressed with her. Maybe it’s because she resembles my sister and frankly she just wasn’t that good.
So she gets out of bed, cracks a beer, and lounges by the pool all day? Wow, just like my life.
Except for the pool part.
New up BTK, and where the hell is everyone today?
I blame the economy, Al. Maybe people don’t comment as much because they’re scared of getting fired?
…Oh God I’m so lonely!
Don’t be lonely, you’ll always have your freakishly gigantic thumbs.
This is definitely better than Good Morning Redd Fox. I wish they didn’t recycle the wardrobe though.
I’d rumble in her thunderdome
Best Documentary of 2009.
MEGAN FOX IS PRETTY … well hung!
That’s not what girls do when they wake up!
It’s three shots of sunshine, then a quick ride on the unicorn and on your street corner by seven.
At least that’s what Tengo’s sister taught me.
When I drink in my bathing suit by myself in my backyard lighting fires in the morning, it does not go over neary as well.
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