05.01.09 BOOM! PEW-PEW! KABLOOIE! ZOINKS! *FART*
The official, non-subtitled version of the newest G.I. Joe trailer just hit the web, and, unlike the version I posted this morning, this one has prettier graphics, which I think detract from the awesome dialogue. But it’s nice not to have the French subtitles anymore. Look, I just wanna watch muscular guys in tights play grabass, I don’t wanna read some fag language.
Additionally: the green rust monster at the 40-second mark should fight the black smoke monster from Lost. Though I imagine the black smoke monster would win. Because it’s black, you see.
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BOOM! PEW-PEW! KABLOOIE! ZOINKS! *FART*
I know, Fek. Some people are so closed-minded as to be unable to see that the lizard people are controlling their pet jews to running all the world’s banks into the ground in an effort to start a race war that will ultimately cause the destruction of the muslims, paving the way for lord XXaXXyYin to start his 1,000 year reign, starting the prophecy that will ultimately lead to Christ descending from heaven for his battle against evil and the ultimate destruction of the universe as we know it.
Fucking philistines…
McG, how do you keep your toilet so clean?
Ty-D-Bowling is half the battle! *snorts a line of Ajax*
New Upping is 1/2 the battle.
Arc de Triomphe: They’re eating her! (talking about the Eiffel Tower)
Arc de Triomphe: And then they’re going to eat me….OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Morris Day, what made “Jungle Love” you’re most sucessful single?
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-ing is half the battle.
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