05.01.09 BOOM! PEW-PEW! KABLOOIE! ZOINKS! *FART*
The official, non-subtitled version of the newest G.I. Joe trailer just hit the web, and, unlike the version I posted this morning, this one has prettier graphics, which I think detract from the awesome dialogue. But it’s nice not to have the French subtitles anymore. Look, I just wanna watch muscular guys in tights play grabass, I don’t wanna read some fag language.
Additionally: the green rust monster at the 40-second mark should fight the black smoke monster from Lost. Though I imagine the black smoke monster would win. Because it’s black, you see.
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BOOM! PEW-PEW! KABLOOIE! ZOINKS! *FART*
The black smoke monster is bigger, the green rust monster is jealous.
Snake Eyes and storm shadow are taking this Spy Vs. Spy thing way too far.
HOLD. THE. MOTHERFUCKING. PHONE. Was that MARLON WAYANS? Is it possible that with the whole time I’ve been aware of this movie’s existence and the countless wasted hours I’ve spent reading this blog I somehow missed the fact that there’s a fucking WAYANS BROTHER in it? Sign me the fuck up.
Apparently whomever made the Baroness joke earlier was correct.
Blowing is half the battle.
Snake Eyes: “General, how do you keep your lawn so healthy?”
General: “Mowing is half the battle.”
I know who made that post, Erswi.
(points to…)
Your crotch made that post?
No one really mentions that the other half of the battle involves killing foreigners.
Simpson, how do you not let your constant stream of mistakes in life get you down?
D’OH-ing is half the battle.
theoretically.
How do you plan to win the combination sculling / team bike race this weekend?
Rowing is half the battle.
Heckle: “I say, Jeckle - how DO you manage to keep your lungs so healthy?”
Jeckle: “Well, Heckle - it’s funny you should ask. You see, crowing is half the battle.”
“Eminem, you somehow keep putting out shitty music. How do you do it?”
Flowing is half the battle. Being a wigger is the other half.
I call my right hand my “Cobra Commander.”
I’d like to show the Baronesse my Destr-o-face.
The extra e makes it fancy.
*holds pinky in the air while furiously masturbating*
“Doctor Manhattan, you don’t have any lights in your apartment - how do you see where you’re going?”
“Glowing is half the battle.”
“Alright then, let’s see you drop trou and show us what you got.”
“OK, but keep in mind that growing is half the battle.”
I keep trying to convince my wife that it’s not about showing - growing is half the battle.
“How do you reap so much, Mr. Farmer?”
“Sowing is half the battle.”
Signals Erswi with a virtual T-Square.
“JHC, what’s the secret to your success as an Automobile Salvage Yard owner?”
“Towing is half the battle.”
Remebers kiddies, it’s not just MTV raps…
…yoing is half the battle.
Here J I had,
Senator, what is the secret to mastering the party line?
Towing is half the battle.
“Mr. Bill, how to you manage to make getting crushed funny?”
“Oh No’ing is half the battle.”
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