Comments on: ‘G.I. JOE’ LOOKS, UH… EXPOSITORY http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:03:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192688 JessicaD Fri, 01 May 2009 15:01:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192688 Erswi, its not Transformers the movie (the real one, not the Beef Version) but its good. And its still sweet to see actual death happen and not characters getting stabbed through the heart with a snake and waking up from a coma a week later. "Snake through the heart and Cobra's to blame...you give Joe's a bad name." Yes Bon Jovi and GI Joe = 80's bitch forever. Erswi, its not Transformers the movie (the real one, not the Beef Version) but its good. And its still sweet to see actual death happen and not characters getting stabbed through the heart with a snake and waking up from a coma a week later. “Snake through the heart and Cobra’s to blame…you give Joe’s a bad name.”

Yes Bon Jovi and GI Joe = 80′s bitch forever.

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]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192667 Erswi Fri, 01 May 2009 14:27:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192667 Jess, haven't had a chance to watch it yet (life with twins) but I'm definitely going to get to it this weekend. Jess, haven’t had a chance to watch it yet (life with twins) but I’m definitely going to get to it this weekend.

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192658 JessicaD Fri, 01 May 2009 14:13:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192658 Erswi I'm with you. GI Joe Resolute was badass. The only thing that will even tempt me with this is Ray Park being a ninja. Yum. Also, glad to see I wasn't the only one who read that as GI Joe looks suppository "Got to get loose, YO JOE!" Erswi I’m with you. GI Joe Resolute was badass.

The only thing that will even tempt me with this is Ray Park being a ninja. Yum.

Also, glad to see I wasn’t the only one who read that as GI Joe looks suppository “Got to get loose, YO JOE!”

]]> By: JHC http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192651 JHC Fri, 01 May 2009 13:58:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192651 New up ladies and germs. New up ladies and germs.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192649 Stone Soup Fri, 01 May 2009 13:53:13 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192649 Can we have a movie where all of these secret strike force teams face off against each other? Considering none of them have ever lost a battle, it should be a pretty fucking good fight. My money's on Randy Quaid in his crop duster. Can we have a movie where all of these secret strike force teams face off against each other? Considering none of them have ever lost a battle, it should be a pretty fucking good fight.

My money’s on Randy Quaid in his crop duster.

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192648 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Fri, 01 May 2009 13:52:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192648 EXPOSITORY (adj.) - ek-SPOZ-it-or-ee 1) Fucking shit ('G.I. Joe looks, uh...) 2) NOT black latex ('Why isn't Sienna Miller wearing something a little more...') EXPOSITORY (adj.) – ek-SPOZ-it-or-ee

1) Fucking shit (‘G.I. Joe looks, uh…)
2) NOT black latex (‘Why isn’t Sienna Miller wearing something a little more…’)

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192647 Erswi Fri, 01 May 2009 13:50:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192647 'The fuck do I need this POS movie for? * <i>has GI Joe: Resolute on DVR-uh</i> ‘The fuck do I need this POS movie for?

* has GI Joe: Resolute on DVR-uh

]]> By: JHC http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192646 JHC Fri, 01 May 2009 13:49:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192646 So, uh, Marlon Wayans dies in like the first 10 minutes right? Write? WRIGHT!? So, uh, Marlon Wayans dies in like the first 10 minutes right? Write? WRIGHT!?

]]> By: Mark It Zero http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/gi-joe-looks-uh-expository#comment-192645 Mark It Zero Fri, 01 May 2009 13:45:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13163#comment-192645 So, I just checked the cast, and Demi's gonna be pissed she shaved her head again. So, I just checked the cast, and Demi’s gonna be pissed she shaved her head again.

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