Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only your mom works hard on Friday. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
In today’s Friday Free for All clip, this dude who looks like he has a butthole on his forehead makes the kids wear signs that say “tool” over their crotch and explains that “life without Jesus is like a doughnut, because there’s a hole in the middle of your heart.” Important lessons, sure, but be careful where you watch it, the girl in the overalls is a real looker. I mean, I think it’s a girl.
[via Everythingisterrible]
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Bah, continue contest submissions here!
Can the holes also reference the holes in biblical mythology?
If you prefer bagels to donuts, you’re a Christ killer.
life without Jesus is like a doughnut, because there’s a hole in the middle of your heart
I don’t get it. I mean, he had four holes for fuck’s sake.
Fek, you can’t go wrong with Johnnie Walker.
Jesus’ hands and feet looked like donughnuts after being nailed to that cross….
Devout Christians are like a Munchkin. A ball of faith with no common sense holding it together.
“Ich bin ein Berliner”
You think DonutMan bothered to tell the black kid that the only tool God sees him as is a human Kevlar Vest?
Fek: How about a jar of Horse Jizz? It’s full of protein and excludes you from having to see Sofia Coppola films.
I am the most popular guy on the nude beach, mainly because I can carry a dozen Jesus-free lives and two cups of coffee.
On the third day he rose again….
cause it was time to make the doughnuts.
Something tells me this guy tried to get at least one of those kids to try his “long john filling”.
By the way, Krispy Kreme is now offering a full line of Jesus-Free donuts.
Fek, I would say a nice voting age scotch. Glenmorangie Cherrywood is outstanding. Finding an 18yr is difficult though.
…er, I mean…
A watered down dog shit milkshake and a shot of a virgin’s period blood!
Ooooo…J takes the early lead with Walker!
Oh, J, it was a 30 Rock ref, the Oprahsode. Lemon is dreaming about getting to smell Oprah…
..ya, I know.
Fuckin’ Pauly and his bourbon…
Oh, but He wishes He could watch this vid at work. Fundy stuff is always amusing.
[Rotary phone on table rings, FilmDrunk answers]
FD: Hello?
Crappy: Yo.
FD:…uh, yes?
C: Nothing, just phoning it in today. KTHNXBI!
Ah. I didn’t get to see that one.
Mooncup shooters.
Or blood wine.
boPa, ya! HAHAHAHA! stupid president!
The Mighty Feklahr assumes the hole in the helmet makes it not only easier to brainwash with Bible quotes, but lobotomize when necessary.
No, the other comment. Fuck this, I’m going to go work on my maneuver.
I think Tim Hortons is suing for libel. Or not. meh.
Guys, FYI, I am playing my Runekeeper tonight. My combat log will be off the fuckin’ chainz! It will be great to see how it progresses from me doing standard pulls on orcs to doing massive Area of Effect flash frys on innocent wildlife as I get drunker and drunker.
Walker + Stormbrinnger the Dwarven Runekeeper = QAPLAH?
ROTFJO!!
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Hey this is topical, no not really.
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FORE!skin
If Leviticus taught me anything, it’s that those dognuts had better be unleavened bread. Or it’s an abomination before god, and they should surely be put to death.
“See kids, life without the church is like a donut – that’s why pastor Rick is here. He will fill your hole.”
DonutMan is actually Goatse’s new domain name.
Walker it is.
J, you can either forward Him your email, or He can just post the combat log on His blog.
[suddenly Ted Haggart appeared on the set and tried to fuck all of the dognuts]
Whoo-hooo!! In your faces you loser fuckwads!!! YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
I’m the kind of person who likes to share with others, so put it to your blog. That way everyone can enjoy it. Like my Mom.
How does this asshole explain and apple fritter? Or a bearclaw, huh? Fucking dipshit.
I can send you my e-mail over FB if you want it, too. I’m not giving my email out on here though. Donk did it once and *looks around* I haven’t seen that fucker all day. Methinks the FBI finally found him.
Pussy.
No, no, I just thought of a great angle for this blog entry…wha ha ha!
Besides, we all know it’s thaiboylover@nambla.com , anyway, J.
If they were Jews they’d be going dollars for dognuts.
Dang Fek, how did you get Josh Greenburg’s home email?
Before accepting Jesus in your life = Old Fashioned Donut
After accepting Jesus in your life = Boston Creme Donut
Thanks for putting that out there, Fek.
Hey Drunkards, listen the fuck up. There will be a familiar face on Food Network this weekend. Check your listings for Throwdown with Ginger Flay and wedding cakes. Some of you may be surprised by who he’s competing against. Some of you may not, but you’re not cool enough anyway, so fuck off.
I thought you couldn’t get into heaven if you were fruit filled….
OOOO!! Is it Bruce Breewood? Because;
● Bruce Greewood once baked a cake for the Dahli Lama.
So if I buy a dozen dognut holes I can go to heaven?
‘Staches like the one on that guy’s face say three words:
I. Fuck. Kids.
Thanks J – I’ve been hoping to catch that one. I’ll consult my local listings.
(points to crotch)
I dunno about this guy, his helmet says, “I’m an insufferable assbag,” but his face says, “Fuck me, I’m yours.”
<=== conflicted
There’s a new up, also.
So, God made me a tool? I’d like him to make me a screwdriver STAT.