Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only a-holes work hard on Friday. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
This video is definitely in the top 5% of all Friday Free for All videos I’ve ever posted. Why? I. Don’t. Know. It’s a possibly retarded gentleman singing what I believe is Carmina Burana (thanks, Matt) in the shower. Though I suppose singing, shaving, showering, and smoking a cigarette would be more accurate. I really couldn’t tell you why it’s funny, just that it is, and that if this guy and Chester the Peeing Dog got together it could be the best buddy-cop movie ever.
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Best Golden Shower Singer ever?
R. Kelly
The best thing about Chester is that if you click that link to his YouTube video, there’s a Razor Ramon promo in the related links.
I love how he stops singing, contemplatively draws on the cig, then… WHAM right back into the vox. A true performer.
Chester the peeing dog doesn’t quite stack up to Cinnamon the bricking stripper.
She can queef a fire out.
Anyone know if this fucker is on Adult Friend Finder?
I paid good money to not have this video of me circulated. At least they didn’t show the part where I use my penis as a string bass and my balls as a tambourine.
Goddamn, I can almost taste the Down’s.
For those man enough: Marlboro Corkies.
Little do we know that he is wearing yellow rain boots and a Sonicare toothbrush up his ass.
As I sit here eating a bag of Gardettos, I have to wonder what other things I could’ve been doing in the shower all those times, other than beating off?
Artistic and autistic?
Talk about a double
ended dildothreat!Pretty fucking sure that song plays at the gates to heaven, right before Dave Cooley pulls the lever that drops you into hell.
It’s “Friday Pee On Paul” at the truck stop tonight.
Is that Tourette’s Guy?
IS DAT DA’ GUY FWOM DWOUBLE DWAGON?
Funny, because every time my stepsister and I shower together, she always ends up with a Norwegian Slim in her mouth.
That guy tries to squigy my windshield at intersections and I’m not even at a red light.
I like to think that for no reason at all, this guy is standing on top of a wet, dilapidated, Portobello Mushroom Six-Dollar-Burger from Carl’s Jr.
This guy is the Chrysler PT Cruiser of human beings.
Dammit, Dad, why do you always have to embarrass me in front of my friends.
When this guy has a shit eating grin on it’s because he just ate shit.
n’up
As usual, these comments made my day. Thank you, you glorious fuckers, for making me shoot vanilla Coke out my nose (damn laptop is covered in powder)
Boy, Randy Quaid sure has gotten desperate.
Is this the new Rickards commercial?